Cool-ness I got Reviews! Cha!
Lol but I seriously didn't expect any but I'm pleased that you all liked it so far
However we have a long way to go before the story gets resolved.

Belletiger: I wrote this chapter as fast as I could just for you. Thank's for being my first reviewer.

Boo: Yeah sorry bout calling Suuichi Shuuich lol.

Youko: thank you I am glad you enjoyed it! However, you'll have to read the rest to find out what happens, no freebies! lol

Xinsanexdreamerx: I Know that's one of the reason's I wrote this story. KAZU FANS UNITE

I don't own yuyu Hakusho but….

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Chapter 1: of Retards and new missions

"What do you mean, you don't need it anymore!" the youth known as Urameshi, Yusuke Screamed to the child like protector of the spirit Realm?

"I meant exactly what I said, I don't need it anymore" The Tot stated calmly his voice slightly muffled due to the thing in his mouth.

"But we searched everywhere for it." Yusuke slammed his left fist on the desk using his other had with the plastic bag to gesture to the orange haired teen behind him.

"Well I'm sorry, however it's no longer needed," the tiny tot named Koenma squinted eyes and sucked harder on his new blue pacifier.

"What and even after I spent two damn hours looking for your stupid brand, and had to pay 3.75 for the deluxe kind!"

"I lent you the .75," The forgotten Orange haired teen named Kuwabara quipped but was still ignored. He just sighed and watched Yusuke argue with Koenma over his binky.

Now as in so we don't lose anybody let's back up a bit

(rewinding Noise)

"So God loved the world-"

'Oh dear not that far back a little bit forward.'

( Fast fording sound)

OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS DOOMED!

'()();; err to much forward…'

(rewinding sound)

ah perfect….

Now if you have been following the escapades of the Team Urameshi then you are aware or should be aware of the case involving one mister Sensui , one Itsuki, and one plot to destroy the race of man kind (1)

In the case preceding Koenma the ruler of the spirit Realm was forced to relieve himself of his pacifier, which held such unimaginable power, that it could create another Kakai barrier.(2)

However things never go according to plan, to put long story short the pacifier failed, being absorbed by yusuke in which said person then used the chew toy to kick Sensui's ass.

However afterwards when the mission was completed Yusuke, beaten ,battered and revived Jokingly made a comment," Yo, Pacifier Breath that was some power, Heh maybe next time you lose your chew toy I might go buy you another one."

So that is how we find ourselves in the current Predicament of Yusuke holding the plastic bag with an unwanted binky and Koenma smirking triumphantly…what a Sadist

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(1) Sensui and Itsuki and the main villains in the chapter black Series

(2) The Kakai barrier is what separates the three realms

Crap I was suppose to make these updates the length of a normal page .
But oh well it was fun (3)(3) .
Enjoy!