Chapter Title: Elemia the Villain and some Déjà vu.

Warnings: Language, OCs, AU, Gramatically correct crack, Ego-stabbing, General Violence

A/N: A note to katiesparks: Listen to my overreaction: THE LEXA IS NOT GAY. I REpEAT! THE Lexa is not gay, nor does it mean gay. I mean, in the second chapter, he specifically stated that he loved the Celia, who is female. Also, it was implied in the third and third chapters that he liked Paulina. The Lexa is the name of a member of the male side of the human species. Anything that suggests that he is gay is a joke… My rant is over…

Furthermore, my next chapter will be much later, because I don't have as much time to revise the next chappie.

Previously:

The bell rang.

"To the science wing," Jazz said monotonously.

Upon entering the Biology classroom, which, by the way, was still room number 2420, they saw Ms. G. Again. How she got back before they did will forever remain a mystery.

"Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah," Ms. G intoned, doing her level best to sound superior (she did very well at it, actually).

"I understand!" cried the Lexa joyously, "Blahblahblah…blah."

Ms. G looked very proud as she said, "100 percent! You're a genius!"

"I know."

Ralmal, sick of this, said, "Your ego is bigger than the school."

Concurring, the Celia said, "We could fly around the world with the hot air you generate…"

"Uh," began Da Dash, "yeah…and you're smart too…" Not the brightest bulb in the box, now is he?

Randomly, Elemia pulled out a big book and pushed her glasses up geekily…again. Clearing her throat, she announced, "As sidekick, I retain all rights to the teasing and general making fun of the Lexa/Oresush. The anime-style heart-eyes are copyrighted by me and are not to be used without my consent. Failure to comply with these rules will result in the removal of your eyes."

"What is that?" asked Ralmal.

"I'm…honored?" the Lexa commented.

The Celia, horrified, shouted, "You can't do that! Didn't you lose your screwdriver?"

"I bought a new Tsubaki-kun…" replied Elemia, cackling evilly.

"Paulina…" murmered Da Dash. Lost in his thoughts, he used the anime-style heart-eyes. Again, he's not the brightest.

"Su!" shouted Elemia.

Said Persian/Egyptian girl appeared, breathing normally despite having run up from autos class, which was a whole floor down. And seriously, she was Persian and Egyptian. "Yo," she said, not really caring what was going on.

"Can I borrow your electric screwdriver?" asked Elemia. "Pleaseohpleaseohpleeeeeaaaaaaase?"

"Fine…" she said, obviously miffed at having to part with a screwdriver, for however a short time. She then stuck a screwdriver into a conveniently placed wall socket before giving it to Elemia. The screwdriver was glowing…it looked rather dangerous.

Elemia plus Glowing-electric-blue-screwdriver equals…Well, figure this one out for yourself.

"YOU WANNA USE MY EYES, HUH, PUNK?" Elemia was…well, she wasn't happy, that's for sure.

"Uh…um…eep…" The target of her anger, Da Dash, was not quite stupid enough to realize his doom.

"HUH? HUH? HUH?" she might have been just a bit hyper that day…

"I…uh…um…PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

"YOU WANNA TRY IT AGAIN? HUH? HUH?" she might also have been overdoing it…just a little.

"OHMYLORDDON'TTAKEMYEYESMYBEAUTIFULBLUEEYES!HOWWILLICHARMTUCKERWITHOUTMYEYES?" Ah. For those of you unable (or too lazy) to discern this, he said, "Oh my lord, don't take my eyes! My beautiful blue eyes! How will I charm Tucker without my eyes?" :gasp: DashxTucker?

"You got all that, Ralmal?" Elemia said, glancing over at said brunette…

…who was writing everything down on a notepad. "Yep. You are never going to live this down!" It seems that Ralmal has a bit of a mean streak.

"No gratuitous violence in this one people! No blood for you!" said the Celia, probably glad at the lack of violence.

"Can I run Ms. G over with a motorcycle?" asked only biker present (Soney).

"Eep." Ms. G was obviously not happy with this idea.

"…Andre wants blood…" whispered a mysterious voice. It was probably Elemia, because she was the only truly evil one in this scene. But it could have been the fish. Come on! You know Nemo's evil inside! That sweet 'I can't swim too well' thing is just a cover!

"YES! YOU ARE SUCH A REBEL!" cried Su, running downstairs to find Andre. That is to say, the illegally modified Harley Fatboy that was named Andre.

"Well," said the Lexa, "This is not going to end well.

"Aaw," cooed Elemia, "you'll still be cute after this." Evil, or is she just hiding the inner pain? Ok, my angsteh moment is over.

The Lexa, confused, said, "What?" but received for his trouble only Elemia's nonchalant, "Uh…nothing…" Nonchalant…riiiight.

"I think we need to focus on finding my lover, I mean, Danny." Said genius-boy. Guess who?

At this point, Sam went all '?'

"Lexa is right," interjected Ralmal. "I ordered a pizza an hour ago, and if I don't get home on time, it's gonna leave. So let's find him already.

Behind them all, Ms. G coughed. "Are you looking for Danny Fenton/Phantom?" But she didn't cough the sentence, of course…

"NO '/'s!" cried Larie. But she was ignored again, as Ms. G began a very short, non-angry rant.

"He was such a smart kid. He flew out the window trying to test the laws of gravity. I think he beat you, the Lexa. You currently have a ninety-nine point nine nine (99.99) percent in this class, but he has a ninety-nine point nine nine and a half percent (99.995).

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried the Lexa melodramatically. He's such a drama queen. You heard me right.

"Danny? Smart? Not possible…" commented Elemia, "…Unless he actually studied…"

After gasping once (with equal drama as the Lexa), Ralmal continued, "and gave up his ghost powers…"

There was a silence as everyone pondered the ramifications of this.

Breaking the silence, Jazz said, "My tracker says that he's right…behind us."

On cue, everyone turned around.

"DANNY!" Sam cried, anime-style heart-eyes flashing.

"Hey, hey, hey…what did I say about the copyright?"

"But I have no eyes," the goth girl countered.

"Dang it…wait…"

But before Elemia could break the metaphor, which could possibly result their heads exploding, Jazz demanded, "Where have you been?"

"I gave up my ghost life," Danny said, the lights dimming and a spotlight shining down upon him, "I am now dedicating it to…to…to raising my biology grade. I want to beat the Andrew Lee. He has a ninety-nine point nine nine and three-quarters percent grade in this class. It is virtually IMPOSSIBLE to get one hundred percent in this class."

"WHY?" cried Ralmal. "You need to help us defeat the principal. She's going to come after us…and I need pizza!"

"Hey," said the halfa who didn't want to be a halfa. "I like pizza too. Wanna eat it together?" Suddenly, his eyes turned to creepy anime-style heart-eyes.

"Uh…I don't think so."

"Hey! The COPYRIGHT!" Elemia shouted as she stabbed out Danny Phantom's eyes.

"AAhhh! MY eyes!"

Sam sighed and said "I still love you."

"Huh? Really?"

Here, everyone yelled, "DUDE, YOU ARE SO SLOW! EVEN WITH EYES YOU COULDN'T SEE IT?"

"I am over the Ralmal," said Danny, "and the Paulina, and the Tucker…"

"When did you like Tucker?" asked Sam.

"Uh…we should…forget the past! And I also loved the Oresush. I have a feeling he's half ghost too. I wonder where he is."

His confession was interrupted by the Lexa's nonchalant whistling.

"But I'm over him." He muttered.

"COME ON…COME ON…COME ON…" whispered Ralmal, her eyes shut tightly in anticipation.

"I love you too," Danny finished.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" shouted Ralmal joyously.

"It's like DP…but it's better…'cuz it's real…" intoned Ralmal and Elemia together.

Ms. G, tired of being ignored, asked, "Did you guys do your homework?

"I don't go here…" said Danny and Sam, hugging.

At this, everyone except Larie, who specifically stated that she does not say 'aw' to anything romantic, began squealing, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!"

"NOOOO!" cried, Tucker, running in from outside, "I lost my future wife!"

"Eh?" said Sam dazedly, still hugging Danny…

Suddenly, the fangirls ran in, just in time to see Sam and Danny…still hugging. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they screamed, melting to the floor.

Glancing about her, Sam commented, "Ew, I'm stepping in shallow water."

"We need to stop the principal," said Danny.

And then, the bells rang again.

Angered, Jazz muttered, "These bells are so stupid!

"I know," Larie agreed.

The music that came on in the hallway, instead of the normal classical music, was the DP theme song.

Everyone except Larie cheered.

Larie said, "I don't get it."

"Get out!" shouted Ms. G as she pushed them out the door…

…To where the Principal was standing.

After staring at them for about a few seconds, the Principal said, "Ha ha. Now I have you right were I want you…" She then grabbed the Lexa and Danny and flew to the girl's bathroom.

Both Elemia and Sam fell to their knees crying, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LOVE!"

"Er," said Larie, poking them, "it's right down the hall."

"Right…" I knew that, they said, blushing furiously.

"Let's go!" shouted Ralmal, having elected herself leader again.

"I hope the walls are pink," said Paulina.

Down the hall a bit…

"The walls are pink." Squealed Paulina, her eyes turning to anime-style heart eyes…before Elemia took them, of course.

"MYBEAUTIFULEYES!" Cried Paulina.

"The Principal's next," said Elemia maliciously.

"It's too late!" Ms. Noto declared, "I have sent tem to an undisclosed location!"

"They're in English class." Said Elemia.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?" shouted the Principal.

"Because…" began Ralmal…

"It's like DP…but it's better…cuz it's real." Finished Ralmal and Elemia together.

"Check out our mad logic skillz," gloated Elemia.

"Dang, they're good." Muttered the Principal.

"What's going on?" asked the Celia. "I've walked into the same wall four times!"

Everyone else laughed at the Celia. Poor the Celia.

"Danny!" cried Sam, "I love you!"

"D00d, he's not here." Said Elemia, practicing her 1337-5p34k.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"It's okay," said Tucker, "I'm here…"

"Enough of you, where's Danny? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYY!"

In an "undisclosed location"…

"Sam…is…calling…mee…"

"Uh d00d," this was the Lexa… "j00r freaking me out."

"Sam…is…coming…for…us…Elemia…too…"

"Is the Celia there?"

"No…she's…unconscious."

"Is there pizza?"

"No…Ralmal…ate…it…all…"

"Is there nothing good in this world?"

"You sidekick…took out Paulina's…eyes…"

"Well…that may have been the highlight of this fic."

Danny, obviously, was using his latent psychic powers…either that, or he was very well informed. Danny is teh godfather...

Back to everyone else…they're still in the bathroom…

"Using my brain…" began Pauina.

"You have a brain?" asked Ralmal, laughing.

Ignoring her, Paulina continued. "I am hypothesizing that Lexa and Danny are in the stall." She opened the stall to find them in there tied up. The principal was lying…LYING I SAY!

Everyone stared at Paulina…it was a bit creepy.

"What?" she asked.

"Did Paulina just do something smart?" asked Elemia, disbelief sketched on her face.

Here, Danny squealed like a girl and fainted.

"Was that Danny's girlish scream? Danny, don't worry, I'm coming!" Sam then ran into the stall door…five times…in a row.

Ralmal opened the door, and Sam ran in.

"Danny! Just listen to the sound of my voice!"

"How cheesy…" muttered Larie.

"Just take my hand…" said Sam. "Wait, who is this? TUCKER?"

"Uh…"

Sam punched Tucker and screamed, "I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU! GO AWAY!" She then finished her rant by flushing him down the toilet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he cried.

"The Principal's life force, aka her eyes, are in English class. Let's go!" said Sam whilst she untied her boyfriend.

"Is anyone going to untie me?" asked the Lexa.

"No…" said Elemia, cackling evilly.

"You're sick, Elemia." Said Ralmal.

"…" this was the Lexa, pondering the meaning behind their words.

"You're not going anywhere…" said the Principal, appearing out of nowhere.

"Oh yes we are," crowed Ralmal, as Jazz stuffed the Principal in her own toaster and watched her get fried.

"It's past time for English," said Jazz, "Let's go down the toilet." I didn't write this part, so I don't get it.

"I LOVE you!" shouted the Lexa. "I do that all the time!" With that he put Jazz under a love spell.

"I love you too…" said Jazz in a monotonical voice, using the anime-style heart-shaped eyes.

"Okay, just for that, I'm taking your eyes out twice," Said Elemia jealously.

"No! I am the Jazzy Jazz! I am supposed to by JAZZY!"

Here, there was a collective silence…

…Which was broken by Ralmal. "Okay, let's see where the toilet takes us…"

Er…a scene change…

"Why mee?" asked Sam eyelessly.

"Untie me," deadpanned the Lexa.

"…" (Elemia)

"…Any day now," continued the Lexa.

"Yah, ignore you…" said Ralmal.

Paulina said, randomly, "I only have smarts because I can't use my eyes."

"And you are going to stay that way," said Elemia evilly.

"I thought that one would work," whined Paulina. But nobody cared.

"Shows how much you know," said the Celia. Suddenly, her eyes regenerated. "COOL! Eyes!"

"Remember the disclaimer, now, no heart eyes," said Elemia.

"WE'RE IN ENGLISH!" cried Ralmal joyously.

Everyone else went, 'Huh, we are?'

"It even says on the door: Welcome to English. Please remove all Uggs before entering the premises."

Everyone stared at the Lexa.

"But I like my Uggs."

"Aw, you look cute in them," said the overly obsessed Elemia.

"What?" he asked, but Elemia only said "Nothing, nothing…" in a nonchalant way.

"Watch," said Paulina, "a net is going to capture us once we open the door."

With that, they opened the door and walked in.

A net? Why falleth it from the ceiling?...

"You have to stop doing that, Paulina," said Sam.

"She should have gone in by herself." Said Elemia.

Ignoring them all, Ms Jackson said, "Today's writing prompt is to write a love poem about someone you love."

"Hey, Ralmal," whispered Elemia, "does this…"

Suddenly, Alex broke the silence. "Who do I choose? Paulina or Danny?"

"Hey, Lexa," said Ralmal. "He looks just like you…"

"I love the Alex!" shouted Amelie, who looked just like Elemia.

"What?" asked Alex and the Lexa at the same time, but Elemia and Amelie said, "Nothing…nothing…" in a nonchalant way.

Randomly, everyone's attention was drawn to Marall, who was writing on the floor.

"Look at me," gloated Ralmal, "I'm so much better than ALL of you…MAD floor writing skillz!"

At this point, Alex was about to break the slilence.

"Oh, wait!" muttered the Lexa.

"I wrote a poem about…my hero…Danny Phantom. And it goes like this: I love the halfa…and…"

Interrupting Alex, Amelie stood up and said, "What's a halfa?"

"A half-kid, half-ghost thing," said Marall.

"Gotta love clarification!" cheered Paulina.

"Yay, we get to hear the rest!" said the Lexa childishly.

But it was not to be, for Ms. Jackson said, "Okay, we're out of time."

"But…" began the Lexa, but he was ignored.

"Anyone else?"

"Yes!" cried Marall, jumping up. "I have a line written down…here it is: December 8th, 2005."

Everyone, including a few people in the net, was cheering.

"Déjà vu," muttered Elemia.

"Wait for it…wait for it…" whispered the Celia.

Pushing her glasses up like the geek she is inside, Elemia stated, "Obviously, someone has changed and reset the Matrix code in this general area. I do so love the Matrix."

"…geek…"

"Shut UP!"

"Why are there people in a net in the middle of the room?" asked Marall.

Suddenly, everyone not currently in the net looked at the net.

"Who are those losers?"

"Hey!" shouted Ralmal.

"Hey!" shouted Elemia.

"Hey!" shouted the Lexa.

"Hey!" shouted the Celia.

"That's me," said Sam.

"Me too," said Danny.

"And me!" said Tucker.

Everyone then stared at the three self-proclaimed losers in silence.

"What?" said losers asked at once.

"Okay," said Ms. Jackson, "whoever can get them out first gets extra credit."

"How much?" asked Julia.

"30 points."

Suddenly, everyone jumped out of their seats and ran to the net.

"Aha! I got it first!" shouted Alex gleefully.

"You already have too much. I am awarding it to Marall." Guess who wrote this one? Ralmal, I'm looking at you.

"There we go!" cheered Ralmal gleefully as Alex sulked…but not really.

"Yes! We are free!" cried the Net people.

And then, the windows and doors were covered with jail bars.

Here, everyone was saying things similar to "What's going on?"

"I am not Ms. Jackson," said the person who looked like Ms. Jackson maliciously. "I am…the principal!"

"…crap," said Elemia.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried everyone else except Ralmal.

"Psst," whispered Ralmal, "Elemia, no swearing!" But it was too late for that.

"You will never find my life force!" cried the monologue-ing Principal.

"Aka your eyes…" said Sam.

"I think they're in your pockets," said Elemia intelligently.

"Man, she's good," said the Principal.