Chapter Title: It's Your Party, So I'll Crash If I Want To…
Alternate Chapter Title: The Subwayingnessness Ball
Alternate Alternate Chapter Title: A Love Triangle…With FLUFF
Warnings: The Usual…
A/N: I know this 20-page update comes faster than the others have...I worked for a good number of hours on this, so I hope i get thanked sometime. Furthermore, this one had to end earlier because of the speciality of the next one.

We return to another riveting chapter of TCCOS. We find the vast majority of the characters in a fancy restaurant. Guess who's missing…

Andrew's face was scrunched into a happy smile. "I'm getting married to Paulina!"

"YAY!" Paulina cheered.

Erstwhile, Tucker was in the corner, sobbing.

The Lexa looked around for a while. "You know there's something off about this restaurant…the food is Japanese…"

Andrew looked around, too, before adding, "The waiters are Korean…"

The Celia spun around quickly and shrieked, "AND THE COOKS ARE MEXICAN!"

"What IS that?" asked Ralmal.

Suddenly, a strange cloaked figure approached them. "Where is Elemia?" it asked.

"She's to a chair," said Andrew helpfully."

"…"

Jake added, equally helpfully, "Which is tied to a tree."

"…"

"Which is in a forest…" continued the Lexa.

"…"

Andrew and Jake continued, "Fourteen miles…"

"And 3/55345322 of an inch!" added the Lexa.

"Away from here," all three of them finished together.

"NO!" shouted the Figure, "I must save her!"

Suddenly, the door slammed open.

"Screw that, I'm already here."

Andrew swallowed nervously. "How did YOU escape?"

"The hooded figure untied me. Then we raced back here…and I WON! You owe me ten bucks," said Elemia, turning to fix the hooded figure with a steely glare.

The Figure looked defeated…or at least as defeated as a figure with a huge ginourmus cloak can look.

"The why did you say 'I must save her'?" asked Ralmal.

"She should not destroy their wedding!" it announced.

"Why not?"

"It's a common fact. If someone destroys a wedding, they will never get married."

The Lexa sighed. "That's called karma."

"Duh," added Jake, "you don't have to be a genius to know what that is…"

Paulina looked confused. "What is it?"

Andrew spent a good five minutes explaining karma to her.

"I still don't get it…" she said, with a blank stare.

"That's okay, sweetie, just smile and look pretty."

"Oh, I'm good at that!"

"That's all she's good at…" muttered Elemia.

And everybody laughed.

"Who are you and why are you trying to wreck my wedding?" demanded Andrew.

Larie looked at him bemusedly. "Who are you talking to?"

"This chunk of cheese," he replied, lifting it so she could see it.

Larie gave him a rather blank stare.

"I was talking to the Figure, who did you think I was talking to?" he then replied, dropping his sarcasm.

The Figure looked at him affrontedly, not that you could really tell, and said, "I am not 'The Figure,' I am…" it pulled off its cloak… "TUCKER!"

Insert Collective Gasp here.


"Tucker, WHY?" wailed Andrew. "I thought we were techno geek buddies!"

"You stole my girl! What kind of backstabbing buddy are you?"

The Lexa looked confused. "That made no sense!"

The Salad, a short Filipino girl who constantly smiled (that makes 'the Salad' a nickname, so please remember that we are not talking about a side dish), walked in…dressed as a waiter. "What is all this noise?" she asked…still smiling.

"Andrew stole my honey bear from me!" whined Tucker.

Ralmal backed away… "Yeah…this fluff…" she paused for dramatic effect. "…HAS TO STOP! IT'S SO DISTURBING!"

The Lexa, not one to pass up an opportunity to be intelligent, asked, "WHY would you untie Elemia and try to destroy the wedding, but NOT tell Elemia to destroy it?"

"I'm not trying to destroy the WEDDING…I'm trying to destroy ANDREW!" he cackled evilly as thunder rumbled…

Ralmal looked unimpressed. "That was the fakest thunder and evil fake laugh I've ever heard."

"You got that right…" agreed Larie.

"For the record," said an exasperated Elemia, "I never ruined the wedding. I merely opened you eyes to a reality."

Jake looked unconvinced. "And the reality was…"

"IT'S SICK AND WRONG!"

The Salad looked at them all, a slightly confused, but still happy, look on her face. "Did I miss something?"

"Heeey," said Su, who was present, "It's Rashellay!"

For the first time, a slightly annoyed look meandered onto the Salad's features…but she was still smiling. "FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED 'RACHEL!'"

Everyone had a look on their faces…kind of like… 'o.0'

"Way OOC…" muttered Ralmal, forgetting that saying so was out-of-character.

"Forget about the OOC," said Tucker, trying to get attention back on himself.

"Whatever that is…" said Ralmal, having forgotten already.

The Lexa added, "Even I'm confused!"

"That's a first…"

Erstwhile…

Tucker was still trying. "Come on, Paulina, MARRY ME INSTEAD!"

"No!"

"Come on…PLEASE? I'll give you a pony!"

Paulina's eyes glittered. "A pony?"

Andrew stepped in. "Paulina, if you marry me, I'll get you TEN ponies! AND a kitten!"

"YAAAY! I pick ANDREW!"

Tucker look horrified. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The Celia gave him a flat look. "Get over it…it's just Paulina."

"HEY!" shouted Paulina, realizing she had been insulted.

Ralmal had this most random bittersweet look on her face. "Elemia, let them get married! It will be both amusing and disgusting at the same time!"

"That's the best combo!" added the Celia.

"Fine…Paulina, let's get your dress."

"YAY! I want it to be pink!"

The Celia looked at Paulina oddly. "Dude, it's not prom. This is your WEDDING."

"Fine. Can the ROSES be pink?"

"Sure, said Ralmal, ending all further argument.

Meanwhile…

"They have no idea what I'm planning to do…" cackled Elemia…quietly.

Ralmal blinked. "Why did you say that out loud?"

"I didn't."

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…"

"GAH! Too many 'i's!" shrieked Elemia, shielding her eyes. Haha.

"Oh, sorry…"

St. Patrick's Day In June!

But this was written in March…exactly on St. Patrick's Day. So, this is officially an Omake.

Lexa: In Dublin's fair city...
Andrew: :staring at Paulina: Where girls are so pretty...
Tucker: I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone!
Lexa: As she pushed her wheelbarrow,
Andrew: Through streets broad and narrow,
Lexa, Andrew, and Tucker, in chorus: Crying, 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!"

Olivia: Chorus!

Elemia, Dana, Lexa, Andrew, Olivia, and Tucker: Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh! Crying, 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!'

Dana: Second Verse!

Andrew: Now she was a fishmonger,
Paulina in background: HEY!
Tucker: And sure 'twas no wonder,
Elemia: For so were her mother and father before,
Andrew: And the each wheeled their barrow,
Tucker: Through streets broad and narrow,

Andrew, Tucker, and Elemia: Crying, 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!'

Ralmal: :standing with an annoyed expression on her face, and only because she was bribed: ...chorus...

Elemia, Annie, Lexa, Andrew, Olivia, Dana, and Tucker: Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh! Crying, 'Cockels and mussels alive, alive oh!'

Elemia: She died of a fever,
Annie: And no one could save her,
Olivia: ANd that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.
Elemia: Now her ghost wheels her barrow,
Annie: Through streets broad and narrow,

Elemia+Annie+Olivia: Crying, 'Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh!'

Lexa: CHORUS!

Elemia, Annie, Lexa, Andrew, Dana, Olivia, and Tucker: Alive, alive oh! Alive, alive oh! Crying, 'Cockels and mussels alive, alive...

Ralmal: :sighs: oh.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY!...Even though it's not!

And now, Silly Songs with Elemia, the part of the fanfic where Elemia comes out and sings...part of a silly song.

Ralmal: psst. Didn't you already do a song?

Elemia; Shut up, you...

Ralmal: Did you just tell me to shut up?

Elemia: ...

Ralmal: Oh no you didn't!

Elemia: OH yes I did!

Elemia: covered in bruises TODAY! We will be singing a speshul song!

Ralmal: also covered in bruises 'Speshul?'

Elemia: You'll see.

Weasel: In A.D. Twenty-Twenty-one (that's 2021, people) war was beginning.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Lexa: What happen?

Andrew: Someone set up us the bomb.

Ramal???

Andrew: We get signal.

Lexa: What?

Andrew: Main screen turn on.

Lexa: points It's you!

Elemia: How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Lexa: What you say?

Elemia: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.

Annie: All yourbaseyourbase
Elemia: Base
Annie: Base
Elemia: All your base
Annie+Elemia: Are belong to us.

Elemia: All yourbaseyourbase
Annie: Base
Elemia: Base
Annie: All your base
Elemia+Annie: Are belong to us

Annie: All yourbaseyourbase
Elemia: Base
Annie: Base
Elemia: All your base
Annie+Elemia: Are belong to us.
Elemia: All yourbaseyourbase
Annie: Base
Elemia: Base
Annie: All your base
Elemia+Annie: Are belong to us

Annie: All yourbaseyourbase
Elemia: Base
Annie: Base
Elemia: All your base
Annie+Elemia: Are belong to us.

Elemia: All yourbaseyourbase
Annie: Base
Elemia: Base
Annie: All your base
Elemia+Annie: Are belong to us

:Olivia and Dana run about, singing the background music:

Annie: All yourbaseyourbase
Elemia: Base
Annie: Base
Elemia: All your base
Annie+Elemia: Are belong to us.

Elemia: All yourbaseyourbase
Annie: Base
Elemia: Base
Annie: All your base
Elemia+Annie: Are belong to us

Lexa: For great justice. Take off every zig.

Lexa: Move
Andrew: Zig!
Lexa: Move
Andrew: Zig!
Lexa: Move!
Andrew: Zig!
Lexa; Move!
Andrew: Zig!

Lexa: You know what you're doing take off every zig.

Andrew: Move
Lexa: Zig!
Andrew: Move
Lexa: Zig!
Andrew: Move!
Lexa: Zig!
Andrew: Move!
Lexa: Zig!

Andrew: You know what you're doing take off every zig.

Lexa: Move
Andrew: Zig!
Lexa: Move
Andrew: Zig!
Lexa: Move!
Andrew: Zig!
Lexa: Move!
Andrew: Zig!

Lexa: For great justice. Take off every zig.

Ralmal: THAT'S IT! I've had enough of this song!

Elemia: 411 j00r B453 4r3 b310ng 70 u5.

Ralmal: It's SOOOOO repetitive!

Annie+Elemia: 411 j()()r B453 4r3 B3l()ng 7() u5!

RalmaL: EXACTLY!

Lexa: For great justice.

Dana: Take off every zig.

Ralmal: SHUT UP!

:Everyone shuts up:

Ralmal: Exactly.

Ralmal: that was . . . very disturbing. GO SEE YOUR COUNSELERS! and that includes you too, Paulina! You and your 'hey' in the background were the last straw.

Paulina: But I did something nice!

Ralmal: I still can't believe it.

Elemia: What are you talking about?

Ralmal: Wouldn't you like to know?

Elemia: My songs are awesome!

"I want the band to play at my engagement party," announced Andrew.

The Lexa, acting as leader of the band, said, "It's going to cost you."

"I'll buy all of you subway sandwiches."

"Deal," said…well, just about everyone.

"I only meant the band," said Andrew.

"No, you didn't" said Ralmal.

And he fell for it! "Oh, yeah…right…and bring your pairing…"

"PLEASE let me host it…PLEASE!" begged Ralmal. "I'll be the matchhost!"

"Well…" said Andrew, clearly divided.

"I won't drag Paulina to the counselor if you let me…"

Paulina looked over at the two of them. "Come on, Andrew-cakes…let her host it."

"SOMETHING NICE!" exclaimed the Celia.

Ralmal looked aghast. "AGAIN?"

Elemia looked disgusted. "ANDREW-CAKES?"

Ralmal thought about that for a second…and then she looked like she was going to hurl.

"Fine," declared Andrew, "you may host! And please, don't throw up on my shoes…they're new."

"I'll try my best…"

At the party…

"Kweeeeeh!" exclaimed Ralmal. "I KNEW forcing everyone to come with a date would be amusing!"

"Yo," said Tucker, as he walked by.

Annie then beat Tucker into the ground for stealing her word.

A rather bruised Tucker added, "I believe you know my date…" he pointed in the general direction of left.

Needless to say, Ralmal was rather surprised. "RASHELLAY?"

"Hi, Ralmal," the Salad greeted, completely ignoring the mispronunciation of her name.

Elemia walked by. "Hi, Ralmal…Hi, Rashellay…" upon seeing the murderous look she was being given, she corrected herself. "I mean…Hi, the Salad. Who's your…" she then saw Tucker. "Oh my lord…"

"WHY are you not inside?" demanded Ralmal angrily.

"Meh date is late."

Ralmal looked around. "The Lexa is already here."

"Who's his date?" asked the Salad.

"More importantly, who's Annie's date?" asked Elemia.

Dramatic pause…
"OH NO, IT CAN'T BE!" shrieked Elemia.

Ralmal reassured her. "No, Annie and Arri were allowed in without dates because they have no pairings yet."

Elemia and Ralmal frolicked about in circles screaming, "PAIRINGS CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!"

"Andrew and Paulina," said Elemia, stating the obvious.

"Duh…" said the Celia. "Elemia, you owe me five bucks…"

"Yah-huh…"

Ralmal said, "Tucker and the Salad."

"I hope it's temporary…" added Elemia.

"Indeed."

"The Salad could do so much better than him.

"I heard that!" shouted Tucker from across the room.

"And NOBODY cares…" replied the Celia.

"Dash and Larie," listed Elemia.

Ralmal looked surprised. "They haven't been mentioned for a LONG time!"

"Who now?" asked the Salad. But she was ignored. Poor the Salad.

"Yeah," agreed Elemia, "they didn't have too much storyline significance…"

Suddenly, a Cloaked Figure walked in…

…Elemia ran and glomped it. "GUAAAAAAAAN!"

Note: All thing written like /this/ are translations from Chinese.

"/I think I'm late…/"

Sarcasm alert! "/No, you're two hours early. This is the party that reserved the room before us./" replied Elemia.

"/That's mean…/"

"/You're late. Now we're even./"

The Cloaked Figure then proceeded to talk rapidly in Chinese.

Elemia looked on boredly. "You speak, and yet, all I hear is 'blah blah blah.'"

"No comprendo!" announced Ralmal, who did not have subtitles like you, the viewer do.

"Yo también!" agreed the Salad.

Elemia turned to them. "Les presento a Guan."

"I don't understand Spanish…" whispered the Cloaked Figure.

"'Tis the cute sophomore from my Chinese school!" said Elemia, pulling back the hood to reveal…another Asian. A tall one, this time…and a GUY…just in case that wasn't obvious.

Arri overheard this. "Oh, you mean THAT guy?" Arri then proceeded to talk rapidly…in English, though.

"What IS that?" asked Ralmal.

"I know!" agreed the Celia. "You're such a loser!"

"Who is?" asked Elemia.

"Nevermind…"

"Hey, Guan," said Elemia. "Is Brandon coming?"

Ralmal was ANGREH now. "YOU INVITED MORE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW TO MY…I mean, Andrew an Paulina's…PARTY?"

Guan completely ignored the ranting Persian girl. "I think he and Irvin are coming, ys."

"IRVIN?" shrieked Elemia. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The Celia looked at her exasperatedly. "Drama queen."

"No, seriously, he is that bad," replied Elemia.

"/Who are these people/" asked Guan, using Chinese so nobody else could understand. Niiice…

"/The one with the pencil and pen stuck in her head, that's/ Ralmal."

Ralmal blinked. "I heard my name somewhere, but I don't understand the rest of the sentence.

"/The short one with short hair who is wearing green is/ Rashellay/but we call her/ the Salad."

"Don't drag me into this!" complained the Salad.

"/The sophomore over there who's dating an 8th grader…/"

"/Freaky./"

"/TELL me about it. She's/ the Celia/and the kid is/ Jake Long."

"ENOUGH OF THIS!" shouted the VERY enraged Ralmal. "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME HERE WITH THE Lexa?"

"'Cuz I didn't."

Ralmal and the Celia face-faulted, anime-style.

"And also, Guan is less dense than he is."

"…Thanks?"

Ralmal gasped. "But…but…and the pairings…and…and…"

"Calm down…breathe….breeeeaaathe…" said Elemia.

The Lexa just happened to pass by. "Hey, who's this?

SUSPENSE!
"'Tis the cute sophomore from Elemia's Chinese school, and her date," said Dana, who was there.

"Eh? Repeat that last part?"

Guan interrupted Dana before she started talking again. "Her date. Who is infinitely smarter than you are."

"OH, NOW IT'S ON!"

SUSPENSE AGAIN!

"Stop embarrassing me!" whined Elemia, smacking the back of Guan's head.

"Ele, WHY are you cheating on me…with a SOPHOMORE?" demanded the Lexa.

"Shut up! You never cared for me!" she started sobbing.

The Lexa was unsure of what to do.

"It's…NOT okay…" said the Celia.

Erstwhile…

Ralmal was at the front door checking off pairs as they came in.

"I just stepped out for a moment," said Larie.

"To powder my nose," added Dash.

Ralmal looked confused. "Wait…she powdered YOUR nose."

"Yeah…and she beat me up. She's AWESOME!"

"OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY…"

Two children walked in.

Ralmal was confused and disturbed by the ugly-black-and-white-ness. "Um…who are you?"

"I'm Dill," said one.

"I'm Scout," said the other.

"Dill PICKLES?" squealed Dash. "I LOVE you!"

"Dash, go away…" muttered Ralmal.

Larie pulled him away. "Come on, Dash! We're missing the Subwayingnessness!"

"What kind of names are those?" asked Ralmal, who was distracted by the fight between Elemia and the Lexa. "ANYWAYS, I don't see your names on the list."

Dill and Scout whispered amongst themselves for a bit.

"Uh…we're D and S. Just let us in."

Ralmal became even more distracted by Elemia throwing a hairdryer at the Lexa's head. "Yeah, yeah…go in."

With a high-five, Dill and Sam walked into the party.

Danny and Sam walked in.

"Hey, Ralmal!" greeted Danny.

"Uhh…can I help you?"

Sam looked at her bewilderedly. "Um…yeah. Just let us in."

Ralmal, still a bit slow, said, "I just did!"

"No, you didn't!" said Danny. "We just got here!"

"Wait…why are you guys not ugly anlymore?"

"And what is THAT supposed to mean?" snapped Sam.

"Forget it. I'll let you guys in even though I'm confused…just because you guys are mly favorite."

"Aww…thanks," said Sam…whilst Danny blushed.

"And because I want a sandwich," added Ralmal, "you can pay me five bucks."

Meanwhile…

"Elemia!" whined the Lexa, "that hurt my head! You have rattled my uberintelligent brain!"

Guan looked down at him pityingly. "And I think you lost a few brain cells there, buddy!"

"SHUT UP! Why don't you go away so I can escort Elemia to the Subwayingnessness ball?

"Once again," interjected Elemia, "you NEVER cared! So WHY should I care about your EGO?" she ran to the corner sobbing. Again.

"Look at what you did, the Lexa," said Guan.

"By the way…" said the Celia, "who's your pairing?"

"Uhh…I snuck in from the back. I didn't want to get caught by Ralmal."

"She didn't catch us!" said a pair of squeaky voices.

Everyone looked down.

"Yeah," said Dill, "we lied but we didn't."

Scout added, "Yeah, technically we ARE D and S."

The Celia nodded, but still looked unsure. "Yes, but that's Danny and Sam's thing. You guys should be S and D."

"Or even not together at all!" added Tucker. "What are you, 9?"

"9 and a half! You wanna take this outside buddy?" Dill was rather peeved…nobody calls him a midget.

"CAN WE FOCUS ON MY CRISIS HERE!" screeched Elemia.

Silence…
"Do it again! Do it again!" cheered Scout.

Salad punched Scout none too gently. "Guys, we should care about Elemia's feelings."

"She's right," said the Celia. "Elemia, you SO brought Guan to make the Lexa jealous."

"That's not what I meant by caring about her feelings…"

Jake suddenly yelled, "Yo, G. Paulina and Andrew are coming!"

Andrew and Paulina walked in…everybody else was still arguing…and Ralmal was happily eating her sandwich.

"Dill, honey," cooed Scout, "your nerdy knee-high socks are drooping."

"Dang it." He pulled them up.

RANDOM, I say, RANDOM!

All of a sudden, a random flash of lightning hit the Lexa. While he was inside.

"Lexa!" shouted Elemia.

Guan stared at her for a second. "Hey, stop staring. You came here with me."

"Uhh…right." She fell silent and tried not to show any concern for her beloved the Lexa. (Guess who wrote this part? You have two guesses. Answer: Ralmal…DUH…)

Five seconds later…

The Lexa emerged, but in ghost form.

Collective Gasp!
"The Oresush returns!" cried the Celia.

Danny stared. "Oh em gee! My arch nemesis is the LEXA?"

"Hey, stop staring," said Sam. "You came here with ME."

Paulina cleared her throat imperiously. "Ahem, can we focus on ME and Andy?"

"Andrew," he corrected.

"Right…"

Ralmal rang a bell.

Everyone proceeded to shut up. Oresush transformed back into the Lexa. Elemia and the Lexa avoided looking at eachother…everyone felt the tension, except Ralmal, because she was still eating.

"Welcome to the party!" announced Ralmal. "Go get your sandwiches…and your tables have your names on hem. Have fun!"

"That'll be hard to do…" muttered Elemia.

The Lexa transformed back to Oresush. "Stupid powers…can never get a handle on them…"

"Seriously, Danny," said Sam. "You have GOT to stop staring. It's starting to freak me out."

"Us, too," said Jake and the Celia…in…

"UNISION!" cried Ralmal, twitching slightly.

Danny sighed. "I was just staring because I have to plan how I can defeat him later."

"Suuuuuuure…" said the Celia, in all her cynical glory.

"No, seriously. I want to defeat him because he took my homework and handed it in. Ms. G. gave HIM extra credit and I got 2 percent docked from my grade."

Jake smiled. "So now It's a 59 percent."

The Celia laughed hysterically.

"Hey!" protested Sam. "Stop laughing at him! Only I can make fun of his stupidity!"

"Thanks," said Danny, blushing.

"No problem…" replied Sam, blushing pinker than Danny.

"AAAAAAAAW!" squealed the Celia and Jake.

"UNISON ONCE AGAIN!" said Ralmal, falling to the floor and twitching.

Later…

Paulina stood up. "Now that you all have your sandwiches…"

Everyone fell silent.

"Paulina just forgot her sentence," joked Ralmal. "It was too long."

Suddenly Paulina remembered it again! "…listen up!" And with that, she finished her sentence.

"Yeah," said the Lexa, "that must have been SO HARD to remember."

Elemia yelled, "This is why I hate you, Lexa! You are so insensitive! Guan is VERY aware of other people's feelings!"

"Ha!" laughed Guan, "she's so stupid…"

"To an extent, anyway...

Return of the Return of the Announcer's voice!

WHAT will happen next? Will Elemia dump Guan in a dumpster? WHAT will Danny do to the Oresush? WILL the Oresush ever get a handle on his powers?