Chapter Title: Halloween Omakes

A/N: Fun Stuff…

In order to show you, the reader, the differences between Ralmal and I, as it pertains to writing styles, (and to get out of 13 and on to a less un/lucky number of chapters) I give thee: HALLOWEEN OMAKES!

Ralmal's Omake (edited from Dialogue)

Larie sighed. "DA Dash, I love you."

"YOU'RE STILL HERE?" cried everyone, their faces shining with surprise and disbelief.

"YES!" shouted Larie, sounding a bit hurt.

Dash looked at the Larie soulfully. "I love you too, Larry."

"It's LARIE."

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…" said Dash, shifting his eyes.

"HEY!" shouted Larie, as she punched Dash. "WHAT did I say about the 'i's?"

"Do not use them anymore?" whimpered Dash as he cowered in corner.

"Eggzactly," said the Larie, as she punched him again.

"EGGS ARE SEXY!!!" squealed the Celia, loudly.

Suddenly, a dozen eggs waltzed (and I do mean waltzed) in and said, "We're bringin' sexy back…"

"YEAH," said the Lexa, as the eggs disappearted (EA/N: Me gustan tus huevos…lol)

In the silence that followed, everyone stared at the Lexa like he was the only one who had forgotten there was a back side to a quiz.

"What?"

"Dash, buy me more sports stuff," demanded Larie.

"What do you want?"

Pulling out and unfurling a scroll, the Larie began to read. "Three helmets, five pairs of hockey skates, twenty hockey pucks, and a bottle of nail polish. Someone used up all of my pretty powder-pink polish."

"Uhhh…sure…" replied Dash, hiding his hands in his pockets. Hmmm…I wonder WHO used the nail polish?

"How much is that going to cost?" asked Jake, scratching his head confusedly.

The Salesperson gave him a flat look. "More than you're worth."

"Oh, it's practically a bargain!" squealed Jake, forever marking himself as an idiot.

"500,000 dollars," said Salesclerk sighed.

"Okay!" screamed Dash.

Later…(at this point, Elemia realized that if she kept translating the omake into dialogue form, she wouldn't have time to write her omake. So, the rest is completely unedited.)

Larie: Oh, and i'm going to have you dress up as barney and sing 'i'm a little teapot.' today is "make-your-pairing-look-like-an-idiot-day."

Everyone: Check.

Elemia: He doesn't need my help for that.

Lexa: who's your pairing?

Elemia: see what I have to deal with?

Da Dash: I'm going to express my current sitalation (that typo is not Elemia's)...in song!!!!

Elemia: oh no.

Tucker: She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

Dash:

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggas(I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)

And thus, the Larie put on her hockey stuff and bling and proceeded to 'get down'.

get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

Elemia: SHUT UP!!! she then knocks him unconscious with a mullet. anime style i am assuming

(about the above: yes, she did write mullet.)

Elemia's Omake

(A note about this: this was written whilst Elemia was still under the influence of her pneumonia.)

All songs used within: (www diskowarp com) replace spaces with dots.

Elemia: ZOMG! It's Halloween…and we're ACTUALLY ON TIME FOR A HOLIDAY!

Ralmal: ZOMG NO!

Elemia: ZOMG YES!

Lexa: ZOMG!

Larie: Shut up.

Costumes:

Chibi-Elemia: Girl from Less than Three (link: www newgrounds com/portal/view/344532) (replace spaces with links)

Chibi-Ralmal: Painter? Paulina? It ALL depends on how you look at it.

Chibi-Lexa: Vampire (link to pic: world4 monstersgame co uk/?acvid&vid47111151)

Chibi-Larie: Hockey stuff and bling (crossover!!!)

Chibi-Danny: Is in ghost form

Chibi-Sam: Is…well, I'll tell you later.

Chibi-Tucker: A pink fluffy bunny

Chibi-Salad: WRATH – that's right, one of the seven deadly sins.

Chibi-Elemia: OMG I can totally think of a song for this//points to Chibi-Lexa's costume//

Chibi-Everyone-Else: Vaaaat? (whaat with an ACCENT)

Chibi-Elemia: I'm running, falling down…you chased me all over this town…and now you finally got me, what am I to do? Ooh, ooh, ooh…Sexy vampire, I'm falling in love, so just bite me baby, and drink all my blood, oh yeah! Sexy vampire, I'm falling in love with you, so do what you want to do. Sexy vampire, I'm falling in love, so just bite me baby, and drink all my blood, oh yeah! Sexy vampire, I'm falling in love with you, cuz you need my plasma more than I do…

Chibi-Ralmal: Funny. Ha. Ha.

Chibi-Elemia: I got nothing for YOUR costume…

Chibi-Salad: MUST NOT SMILE….MUST NOT SMILE, GOSHDARNIT!

Chibi-Elemia: Goshdarnit?

Chibi-Salad: Goshdarnit.

Chibi-Elemia: Well, alrighty then.

(EA/N: This was never finished beyond this point)