Biscuit Head
By: sasukeluber
Sorry I took so long to update but my computer crashed and I lost everything (music, photos, THE SIMS 2 T.T, and a lot of other stuff) but it's like a new computer now!
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO I do own an imaginary chicken though BOCK
Chapter 2
As Neji approached the Hyuga mansion he heard footsteps following behind him. He figured it was nothing and walked into his mansion.
He walked cautiously to his room and dumped the biscuits on his bed then he ran as fast as his chakra filled feet could take him to the kitchen. There he grabbed some jelly and butter and ran just as fast back to his room. In his room he carefully spread butter on 3 of the biscuits and jelly on 2 then he swallowed them whole.
Suddenly he hears footsteps coming up the stairs.
He then runs to his biscuit shrine in the back of his enormous closet to store his precious biscuits in a drawer and tries to get rid of all traces of biscuit. Then jumps in bed and pretends to be a sleep.
The next day as he is walking down the street he sees Tenten stand in the middle of the street doing the robot while singing satisfaction (by Benny Benassi).
"Tenten are you alright?"
"Soore aye aye captain smexey!" tenten replied
"Did you just call me captain smexey?"
"Yesssah"
"Are you drunk?"Neji asked quizzically
"Yesssah"
"Maybe it would be a good idea if you stopped dancing in the middle of the street."
"NOOOOO I will disssineegrate!" tenten slurred
"No you won't, now get out of the street now." Neji said stoically
"I will too"
"No you won't"
"Yes I will, now let go of my foot."
"I am not touching you, that's a dog biting your leg." Once again Neji replied stoically. "Move now!"
"No." tenten replied stubbornly
"That's fine with me but once your leg is completely gnawed away by that starving dog don't say I didn't tell you."
"THERE'S A DOG ON MY LEG!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFF!!!" tenten screamed at the top of her lungs.
Neji was now getting tired of trying to make her move so he picked her up bridal style and carried her to her house. He set her on the couch and started to head for the door when he heard a loud thump on the floor.
He turned around and it was tenten who had fallen on the floor like a rag doll. He picked her up and set her on the couch again and waited a few seconds to make sure she didn't fall then he headed towards the door again and again she fell off the couch.
Annoyed at her lack of being able to lay on a couch he picked her up and brought her to her bed figuring that she couldn't inadvertently fall off of that and then he ran out the door and kept going until he was back in town.
Sorry this chapter is so short (I have writers and drawers block right now and sorry for the long update) also I will be writing more very soon.