TITLE: Can't get you out of my head
AUTHOR: caz
EMAIL: cazgobbyhotmail.com
SPOILERS: Meridian is the main one but it relates to a lot other episodes as well.
SEASON/ SEQUEL: It's set kinda a few months after meridian so... no Daniel (but no Jonas yet)
RATING: PG (to be on the safe side)
SUMMARY: Yet more Tok'ra technology, what could possibly go wrong this time?
AUTHOR'S NOTES: this is one of my fave bits, hope you like it, please let me know.
Jack as now sat in one of the private suites, linked up to an EM monitor.
"More wires? Why I ask you?"
"We just want to monitor the EM waves, their frequency, wavelength and..."
"What is it with you science types? Do you not get that I don't care?!" Dr Rutherford smiled slightly, she had been warned of the Colonel's attitude to science.
'Hey!'
'What?'
'Leave her alone! And don't insult us science types! If it wasn't for science types you wouldn't have electricity or telephones or a job!'
'Yawn.'
Dr Rutherford looked at Jack, who now had a very smug look on his face.
"Just insulting Carter." He explained offhandedly.
"Oh... well I'm going to go and check on her now so..."
'Now it's your turn to be plugged in and turned on.'
'Erm sir... do you want to rephrase that?'
'Carter! I am not going to rephrase my thoughts! It's hard enough trying to control them!'
"Sorry to interrupt." During this conversation the good doctor had left Jack and was now standing in the doorway of the private suite that Sam was in.
"What? Oh, yeah, sorry."
"I'll only be a minute." She sorted the wires out then went to the observation room.
Janet and Teal'c were sitting in the observation room as Dr Rutherford entered. Teal'c normally spent his free time amusing himself with one of Jack's favourite pursuits, Mario on the gameboy. The pair of them had a rather fierce competition running, Teal'c's reflexes were somewhat of a bonus. He was clutching a rather large bowl of popcorn. Dr Rutherford gazed at it with an expression not unlike Teal'c's curious-one-eyebrow-raise.
"I believe it is customary to eat this substance when watching a "movie"."
"Yes, well..." She could hardly hide the smile in her voice as she glanced at Janet. "This isn't quite a movie."
"I am aware of this fact, but I believe the current behaviour of O'Neill and Major Carter to be much more humorous than a movie."
"Ok then... one condition... you gotta share!" Teal'c's face spread into one of clear amusement as Karen pulled out a fist-full of popcorn. She sat down at a desk infront of the monitors and pulled the microphone for Jack's room towards her.
"Right Colonel, I'm going to give you some instructions to follow and I want Major Carter to do the same thing at the same time. Ok?"
"Yes doctor." Jack saluted at the camera.
"Ok. Raise your right hand, wave, raise your left hand, give two thumbs up, two thumbs down..." Both were perfectly synchronised.
'This is lame, what's say we have some fun Major?'
'What do you suggest sir?'
'The Hokey Kokey!'
Both stopped at the same time.
"I said raise your right leg." Karen frowned.
"You put your left led in..." Jack began, both did the actions.
"You put your left leg out..." Sam continued, then the song was continued in stereo.
"In, out, in, out, shake it all about, do the hokey kokey and you turn around, that's what its all about. Hey!" They began to run forwards and backwards, which looked funny since they could not form a circle. "Oh hokey kokey kokey, oh hokey kokey kokey, oh hokey kokey kokey, knees bent, arm stretched, ra-ra-ra!" They stopped, bowed, and said, in stereo, "So how did we do?"
By now Karen, Janet and even Teal'c had tears in their eyes form laughing.
"Erm... very well Colonel. I'll come and sort you out now." She opened the door and was surprised to see General Hammond stood there.
"General..."
"Doctor." He looked around the room. "What on earth is the matter?!"
"Erm... nothing sir..."
"Our test subjects decided to inject some humour."
"I concur, that dance was most humorous."
"Excuse me General." Karen made to leave the room.
"Of course doctor. What dance?"
"I believe it was the Hokey Kokey."
"Yes sir, it was." Hammond looked very solemn, then his face split into a huge grin as he asked, "Did you record it?"
AUTHOR: caz
EMAIL: cazgobbyhotmail.com
SPOILERS: Meridian is the main one but it relates to a lot other episodes as well.
SEASON/ SEQUEL: It's set kinda a few months after meridian so... no Daniel (but no Jonas yet)
RATING: PG (to be on the safe side)
SUMMARY: Yet more Tok'ra technology, what could possibly go wrong this time?
AUTHOR'S NOTES: this is one of my fave bits, hope you like it, please let me know.
Jack as now sat in one of the private suites, linked up to an EM monitor.
"More wires? Why I ask you?"
"We just want to monitor the EM waves, their frequency, wavelength and..."
"What is it with you science types? Do you not get that I don't care?!" Dr Rutherford smiled slightly, she had been warned of the Colonel's attitude to science.
'Hey!'
'What?'
'Leave her alone! And don't insult us science types! If it wasn't for science types you wouldn't have electricity or telephones or a job!'
'Yawn.'
Dr Rutherford looked at Jack, who now had a very smug look on his face.
"Just insulting Carter." He explained offhandedly.
"Oh... well I'm going to go and check on her now so..."
'Now it's your turn to be plugged in and turned on.'
'Erm sir... do you want to rephrase that?'
'Carter! I am not going to rephrase my thoughts! It's hard enough trying to control them!'
"Sorry to interrupt." During this conversation the good doctor had left Jack and was now standing in the doorway of the private suite that Sam was in.
"What? Oh, yeah, sorry."
"I'll only be a minute." She sorted the wires out then went to the observation room.
Janet and Teal'c were sitting in the observation room as Dr Rutherford entered. Teal'c normally spent his free time amusing himself with one of Jack's favourite pursuits, Mario on the gameboy. The pair of them had a rather fierce competition running, Teal'c's reflexes were somewhat of a bonus. He was clutching a rather large bowl of popcorn. Dr Rutherford gazed at it with an expression not unlike Teal'c's curious-one-eyebrow-raise.
"I believe it is customary to eat this substance when watching a "movie"."
"Yes, well..." She could hardly hide the smile in her voice as she glanced at Janet. "This isn't quite a movie."
"I am aware of this fact, but I believe the current behaviour of O'Neill and Major Carter to be much more humorous than a movie."
"Ok then... one condition... you gotta share!" Teal'c's face spread into one of clear amusement as Karen pulled out a fist-full of popcorn. She sat down at a desk infront of the monitors and pulled the microphone for Jack's room towards her.
"Right Colonel, I'm going to give you some instructions to follow and I want Major Carter to do the same thing at the same time. Ok?"
"Yes doctor." Jack saluted at the camera.
"Ok. Raise your right hand, wave, raise your left hand, give two thumbs up, two thumbs down..." Both were perfectly synchronised.
'This is lame, what's say we have some fun Major?'
'What do you suggest sir?'
'The Hokey Kokey!'
Both stopped at the same time.
"I said raise your right leg." Karen frowned.
"You put your left led in..." Jack began, both did the actions.
"You put your left leg out..." Sam continued, then the song was continued in stereo.
"In, out, in, out, shake it all about, do the hokey kokey and you turn around, that's what its all about. Hey!" They began to run forwards and backwards, which looked funny since they could not form a circle. "Oh hokey kokey kokey, oh hokey kokey kokey, oh hokey kokey kokey, knees bent, arm stretched, ra-ra-ra!" They stopped, bowed, and said, in stereo, "So how did we do?"
By now Karen, Janet and even Teal'c had tears in their eyes form laughing.
"Erm... very well Colonel. I'll come and sort you out now." She opened the door and was surprised to see General Hammond stood there.
"General..."
"Doctor." He looked around the room. "What on earth is the matter?!"
"Erm... nothing sir..."
"Our test subjects decided to inject some humour."
"I concur, that dance was most humorous."
"Excuse me General." Karen made to leave the room.
"Of course doctor. What dance?"
"I believe it was the Hokey Kokey."
"Yes sir, it was." Hammond looked very solemn, then his face split into a huge grin as he asked, "Did you record it?"