Okay I'm so sorry it almost took me like a whole five weeks to update, but...you see my friend has slightly gotten over her soon to be aunt and then one of my other friends went and had sex with the guy I liked and she thinks she is pregnant.

Yes my life is kinda busy not to mention the fact that... School started back for me! I am finally in 8th grade!!! But it is kinda hard to concentrate when your dadding things down on a piece of paper for a story and your friend passes you a note saying I think I am pregnant. I fell out of my chair in the middle of class laughing hysterically. My teacher thought I was insane!

Okay some words I am defining for those of you who don't know what they mean. Yes they are important to understand the story later on.

Anal: of, pertaining to, involving, or near the anus.

Oral: of. pertaining to, involving the mouth.

Ban-chan: rude way to call your grandmother

Uke: On the bottom of the seme

Seme: On top of the uke

Okay, remember these words and I will start the story!

Naruto walked through the village empty minded. He was still confused about what a virgin was and that damn fox wasn't planning on helping him anytime soon. Naruto sighed and headed to Tsunade's office.

"Hey Naruto," A voice called out for him from a restaurant. Naruto turned to see a restaurant that he never really noticed before he proceeded in when he heard his name again. He walked in and quickly regretted it. There the only people in the restaurant were the other six rookies and Rock Lee's group sitting in the middle of the restaurant, Sakura and Sasuke where also there.

"Hey Naruto you could join us that's good! Your youth should be with us!" Rock Lee yelled jumping up running and trying to pull him to the table's that the teens pulled together.

"Sorry guys I have to go and see Tsunade ban-chan today." Naruto said putting a smile from ear to ear. His eyes where sad and confused and a person with half a wit could tell that he was troubled about something.

"What are you in trouble or something?" Kiba asked taking a huge gulp of something he was drinking. Kiba was obviously one of those people without half a wit. He sat there with a corny little smile on his face.

"No I'm not in trouble I just have to talk to her." He replied smugly. He hadn't been in trouble for two whole days now. Why would he start now?

"Well hurry back and party with us! Today is Hinata's birthday!" Ino yelled smiling. Naruto could make out a little bit of disgust in her voice when she said hurry back. Naruto got a smirk on his face and walked over to Hinata and bent down beside her and placed a soft kiss on her cheek.

"Happy Birthday Hinata, I hope you get everything you really want." Naruto said turning on his heels and walking out of the restaurant waving to all of the others. Everybody sat saying nothing just staring at where Naruto once was.

"I can't believe he just did that." Ino said angrily. She shifted closer to Hinata and went to rub her check when Hinata slapped her hand away.

"Don't this is my present, but do you think that he will be coming back?" Hinata asked bright red, but not stuttering once.

"I don't think he is coming back." Shikamaru announced getting over his shock. "If you remember correctly he doesn't even remember when his birthday is so he probably gets sad during events like this." He said to no one in particular. He loved his brains and was going to use some part of them now.

Everybody at the party thought about that fact and continued on.

"Ban-chan are you here?" Naruto yelled through the hall. He stood in front of the door to her office thinking if he really wanted to do this. He took a deep breath in and walked through the door not thinking of knocking. He walked in to see Tsunade pinning Shizune to her desk. They where kissing with their hands traveling up and down each others body.

Naruto felt his face heat up and he ran. That's all he could think to do at the moment was run. He stopped running when he was sure that they weren't fallowing him. He sighed and continued to walk not wanting to go back to the restaurant with the others. He soon found himself running through the ally ways trying not to be seen, but still make it home. He stopped when he felt the presence of someone else fallowing him. He quickly turned on his heels to see nobody standing there.

Naruto sighed once again and turned to his apartment. He was at the door when two arms pushed him in a slammed the door shut. Naruto rubbed his head. He snapped his head around to see a familiar red head.

"Garra?" He said slightly confused. "What are you doing here? Are you trying to attach again?" He asked accusing him right away.

"No, I'm just trying to get a little break from my siblings." He said coldly sitting down on the blonds couch not waiting for an invitation. Naruto sat on his bed his legs crossed and his hands supporting him.

"Hey Garra your smart right?" Naruto asked after a long moment of silence.

"Yeah I would think so." He responded getting up and sitting next to the blond.

"What's a virgin?" He asked a noticeable blush spread over his face.

"Hahaha your funny."Garra laughed felling oddly happy sitting next to the blond. He looked at his sad face and then sighed. "You really want to know don't you?" He asked already knowing the answer.

"Yeah." Was all that came out of the blonds startled mouth.

"Okay you asked for it. A virgin is...

okay yes I know short but i still have like three more stories to update so I am trying to fit them all in today.

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