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(a/n) Heres another chapter... and yay! It ventures into the mind of Hermione Granger for a while but yeah.. lets start the dang thing.

Thoughts of a Misinformed Mind

Chapter Two

I am so bored! Granger is sitting there with her head in a rather thick book.

What a nerd...

Why would she sit there and read? When she could be having hot passionate sex with me.

I did not just have that thought run through my mind! Man... its just me and a girl in a confined space that got my mind in a total wreck.

I need to get out of here! I never been this close to a hot girl for this long with at least snogging her to death.

Its killing me!

"You're killing me Granger." I said looking at her with narrowed eyes.

"How so Malfoy?"

Geez, you're supposed to just nod your head and go on about your business.

"Nothing... just forget I said anything."

Sigh

Maybe if there were one girl at Hogwarts right now. Hell any girl... even Pansy would do tonight.

Cold shower.. first thing.. definitely.

Good thing I got my Axe...

How dirty boys get clean..

You know I don't get that. Don't all dirty people get clean with soap and water? Slogans these days...

Great, the train is slowing down. I can get out of this blasted compartment. I stood up and gathered my things. Fully ignoring Granger.

This is until I got by her trunk and grabbed the handle pulling it behind me.

Just because I hate her doesn't mean I can't be a gentleman.

Nah! I just wanted to see the shocked expression on her face.

We got off the train to see one horseless carriage. Which wasn't really horseless, but what does it matter.. So we started walking over there.

Great. More alone time with Granger in a confined space.

"Malfoy, can you put a little more haste to yout step?!" I heard Granger from behind me. Sighing I walked to the carriage and got in.

"You shouldn'y rush me like that Granger... It is cute you know."I said as I watched her climb in.

"Who said I was trying to be cute.." she sneered at me.

God, this girl is irksome. I should make conversation.

"So Granger... what are Potter and Weasley doing these days? Each other perhaps?"

Burn! Draco: 1 Hermione: Zip

"Haha very funny... I'll have you know Harry and Ron are straight."

Yeah right.

"Yeah, straight as an pole.. that has gotten hit by a truck."

Zing! I'm on a roll here. Draco: 2 Hermione: nada

"Get a life Malfoy and stay out of mine..."

Oh Granger... Granger, Granger, Granger...

"So I did hit a nerve. Mad cause Potter hooked up with Weasley instead of you.. I can see it all clearly now." Why all of a sudden this doesn't seem like a good idea to me at all?

Oh yeah... Granger has taken a liking to punching my lights out. Maybe I'll wait till we get to the castle.

- Switching POV -

Gosh this guy is working on my last nerve. Can't he just leave well enough alone?

What was Dumbledore thinking when he made Malfoy headboy?

I mean.. yeah hes second in our year. But, and thats a strong but, his attitude is the last.

Harry would've been a whole lot more qualified. He killed Voldermort for crying out loud?! That should've made him a shoe in for the spot.

But no.

Draco Malfoy... Slytherin Prince got the position.

Authority figures these days... always fucking up!

Thank go.. I see the castle right ahead. This damn ride is almost over. When I get into the castle I'll try to stay far away from Malfoy. Him and his mouth. Saying stuff that ought not be said.

What a prat.

The carriage came to a stop and we both hopped out. Malfoy is carrying my bags again. Really what is he up to?

Probably trying to look good for Dumbledore. What a kiss ass I swear.

Once we entered we spotted Proffessor McGonagall. She looked as strict as ever. Her hair in a neat bun on the back of her head.

"Hello Mr. Malfoy and Ms. Granger, congradulations on making the heads of houses this year. Hogwarts will be going through a lot of changes this upcoming term. We willl strive to promote inner house unity. It is the only way we will go forward after the war." She said looking at me and Malfoy sternly.

How did I know they were going to pull this crap? Yeah Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff will get along with everyone just fine. The real problem is the Gryffindors and those fucking slimly ass, bitch ass Slytherins. Its just to much anamosity that it will be nearly impossible.

I for onr think they should just start with the teachers first... i.e. Snape. Hes the one who shows to much adulation towards his house.

"Now if you two follow me I'll show you to the Head Dorms where you will reside." She said turning and heading up a staircase.

Great stairs.

Why don't they have elavators in this place? If I wasn't in shape I'd pass out in the middle of the first flight.

We stopped infront of a protrait of an little boy and girl. They appeared to be twins cause they held simularities with one another.

Both of them had dirty blonde hair that had a slight curl to it. Their eyes are what stood out they seemed to be grat with brown accents.

"This is the entrance to your common room. I will leave you two to decide what you want your password to be." She said turning and walking off.

"Well..." I'm trying to hint him to say something. He doesn't seem to be cathing on.

"Malfoy.."

"What?!"

finally... he speaks.

"What should our password be?" Cause I really wanna take a nice nap right about now.

"I don't know... it doesn't really matter to me personally." He said leaning against the wall crossing his arms.

Pompass asshole.

"Fine... umm lets make it... something simple." I said looking around my surroundings trying to spot something to spark my interest.

"Hurry it up Granger, one of us needs to use the bathroom."

"Well if you help me decide, it would be all gravy."

So true.

"Fine, I think our password should be... hell... I don't know... Boogie oogie oogie."

Double - u - tee - eff?

The protrait hole swung open and he nodded towards me and walked in.

Took me a second to get over the fact that he just said boogie oogie oogie...

Who says that?!

No really... who does?

Okay, don't even care anymore... I'll ponder on it in the morning.

But...

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Boogie Oogie Oogie though...

Whatever... he needs to say no homo after that.

Which I've learned from Fred and George that you can say the gayest thing and say no homo.. it totally cancels out all the gay shit you just said.

But maybe... Draco is a homo?

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Which ends chapter two. Thank you for all your reviews.. and i hope you like this chapter too. Review please!