"Um...Dare!" Edward said cautiously, i guess Emmett was blocking his mind from Edward.

"Haha, wrong choice bro" Emmett grinned

Edward POV

Uh oh...

"NO EMMETT!! THATS HORRIBLE!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!" I roared, there was no way i was going to do this

"Do what honey?" Bella said with fake sweetness, she must want to know what was going on.

"Edward has to streak through the mall screaming 'IM WHITE AND NERDY'"

Bella surpressed a giggle, but it wasn't working. They were all laughing..Again. This was going to be tough, i mean, its not like i WANT Bella to see my naked!!

Then suddenly Bella became very quiet. She was in deep thought. And then finally, a grin grew on her face. And she started laughing again.

"What were you thinking about Bella?"

"Oh nothing..." She was lying

"Tell me"

"Too embarrassing"

"I still want to know" Then i noticed everyone got quiet and was listening.

"Well...I was trying to imagine what it would look like..."

Oh...that was wat she was thinking, i knew what she was talking about. I sighed

"I guess you'll never know unitll you see" I said in horror and discust, i was going to kill Emmett.

Then a new roar of laughter came, even worse than the first time.

They dragged me into the bathroom, and stripped me of all clothing, even my socks.

"I guess its time to get this over with..." I said, although i didnt want to.

Then i slowly walked out to my doom...

(haha, i was going to end it and make ya'll wait till tomorrow, but i decided not too)

I decided in an instant that walking wasn't going to cut it, i ran out, trying to make Bella not see me so well.

"IM WHITE AND NERDY!!!" I screamed out nearly 8 different times while running. Everyone was laughing and thinking very inappropiate thougths.

whoa! nice butt!!

he might be white and nerdy..but he is HOTT!

What a package!!!

Dude, my girlfriend better stop staring

I deffinately look better than that, ask all the women that dated me

I finally stormed into the bathroom and changed quickly. Then i came out, none of my family was quiet, and Bella just stared at me with shock. Then she finally busted out laughing. It was like this for atleast 20 minutes, then they stopped.

"Okay, my turn" Then i got an evil grin, and made sure i didn't decide wat i was going to do yet, so she couldn't see what was going to happen.

"Alice, truth or dare?"

Alice POV

Hmm..he hasn't made up his mind yet. I wonder what he's up too. Then it hit me like a rock, he was going to ask me about the most embarrasing moment of my life, and i just couldn't have that. Nobody could know that i was the one that ripped up those magazines of jaspers...he just thought it was Emmett.

I decided to go for the safe choice "Dare"

"You're going to regret it" He said evilly, then his plan came to me.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WONT BE ABLE TO SHOP ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLZ PLZ PLZ DONT MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Alice, its called makeup, and besides, tatoos dont last long on vampires, only a week"

"You're evil Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, very evil indeed"

"Alice, You have to let Emmett tatoo 'i hate shopping' on your forehead"

"With pleasure" Emmett said evilly while dragging me to the tatoo shop near us.

Bella POV

She came out with a horrified expression.

"Im going to kill you all in a slow and painful death!"

But that shout only made the laughing begin.