Taming Uzumaki
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Warning: language & sexual humor…
Declaimer: Not my characters so no sue I am just using them for my plot.
//Blah// Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.
/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.
'Blah' Thinking.
"Blah" Talking.
Japanese terms:
Ojiisan- grandfather
Nani- what?
Dobe- dead last
Baka- idiot/stupid
Teme-bastard
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu- Shadow clones
"Oh gods… why my little Naruto" Iruka burst into a fit tears. The chuunin teacher blew his nose in a flimsy handkerchief gulping down the last of his warm sake; Umino Iruka had his upper torso hunched over the bar counter as he did so. His 'friend' Kakashi Hatake rolled his right visible eye heavenwards at the brunt's reaction.
"More Sake?" he offered holding up a half empty bottle toward his weeping friend. Iruka paused in his weeping long enough to send a heated glare at the silver-hair Jonin. He then snatched the bottle out of Kakashi's hands popping the bottle into his mouth and clucking it down greedily.
Kakashi chuckled he knew Iruka would act this way. The guy may have been Naruto's chunin teacher, but some how both student and teacher grew attached they had a deep unbreakable bond. Kakashi knew the right thing to do was let his companion cry it out, so to give Iruka time, Kakashi flipped open his Ichi Ichi Paradise book.
"Can you believe it? What was Rin thinking? Those boys are going to kill each other. Oh gods and their wedding night! Kakashi we got to save him. He is just a boy he does not need to know about the birds and the bees not until he's at least thirty-five."
At this point Iruka was clenching Kakashi's Jounin jacket, his brown eye's wide with growing realization.
u If it weren't for Kakashi's wool mask that successfully covered his left cheek, eye, nose and mouth the brunet would have seen the amused smirk that was playing on the silver-haired jounin's face.
"Let's be rational 'ruka you can't just go barging into someone's home and kidnapping the bride." The word "bride" seemed foreign on Kakashi tongue especially when it was being referred to Naruto. Those two just did not fit in the same category.
Kakashi watched as the brunet slammed the empty sake bottle down on the well polish counter top, and stumbled off of the stool.
"Fine, I'll do it myself." Iruka started to stumble away from Kakashi until the older mans voice stopped him, "'Ruka that's the bathroom not the exit."
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Around 9:32 at night Haruno Sakura was tired her feet, lower back, and otter thighs ache from her constant running about the hidden village of stone she could not understand from the life of her why she'd volunteered to take some stupid 'C' rank mission. She never would have guessed the important secret scroll was a damn recipe Tsunade had promise to deliver to one of the allies villages. However; she could not seem to get angry over it coming morning she was going to go to Rin to be matchmaker she was confident with the right bribery she could even snag a certain Uchiha unconsciously she patted her pocket stuff with money. 'I've been saving up for this for so long-'
"Sakura thank the gods I found you!"
Before she had even the faintest of clue of what was going on her ash-blond haired friend was running up to her in a cerulean colored yukata with silver trimming which help with bringing out her icy blue orbs. She looked as if she'd come from a ceremony of some sort. Ino Yamanaka came to a sudden halt just a few feet away from her childhood friend/rival
"Is everything alright? You look as if you seen Nara-san naked or something." Sakura joked trying to make lighten the mood her friend was a shade or two paler than usual almost sickly being the medic-nin that she was Sakura felt a hard tug at the pit of her stomach something was not right. Ino gulp for air she raised one hand using it to fan herself.
"What's wrong?" Sakura was panicking by now something bad must have happen while she was for those gone three whole days. She never seen Ino so worked up the girl looked as if she was going to faint. Ino clenched her eyes shut stubbornly holding back the stinging of tears, "S-S-Sasuke..." she paused and took another gulp of air before continuing, "Sasuke is MARRIED!"
Sakura felt as if a bucket of ice water was dumped upon her. This had to be a trick Ino was pulling! "You think you are so funny Ino pig!" Sure, when one of them was thoroughly pissed they would revert back to childhood nickname/insults they just assumed it was because of their rivalry.
Ino's eyes narrowed into slits, "Why on earth would I make something like this up about Sasuke-kun!"
Sakura froze if this was true that would mean… on instincts she grabbed Ino by the front of her yukata, "Who is she I am going to kill the little hussy?"
Ino flinch at the 'she' part Sakura was in for a rude awakening, "Naruto"
"What I never heard of a girl in this village named Naruto just that village knuckle head…" It took some time but as on cue her emerald green eyes harden to jade with realization. "You can't be serious." Sakura felt her own face scrunching in disgust. Nevertheless, the woman she held in her grasp give and hesitant nod. Sakura's inner self started to shout different kinds of awful profanities. She was going to do horrible things to a certain Kitsune heir not one threat anything nice.
"We have to stop this! My future with Sasuke-kun is at stake this is and outrage they are both boys hello has this village gone dumb and blind over night!"
"You are far too late Sakura! It's already their wedding night. What the hell can we do about it?"
"Their wedding night shit we have to stop this from happening that is what we can do, come on." Sakura released her friend's yukata only to latch a hand onto Ino's wrist dragging her along for the ride.
"Sakura are you nuts? We can't just go barging into Sasuke's home in an attempt at murdering the bride!" Gods that felt foreign to the mouth especially when it's referred to Naruto.
Maybe she was crazy maybe she just a young lady in love but she knew for a fact her future husband was not going to be married to the village idiot for long. She wasn't going to give up without a fight damn it!
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Meanwhile, at the Uchiha's residence Sasuke had the sun-tanned boy pinned beneath him basically being submissive a feet in itself. He felt a sudden rush of smugness until something in his head how do two guys do it? He looked down at the clenched eyed Kitsune. They both had the same equipment. Hmm this was going to be a problem.
"Well, what the hell are you waiting for winter," Naruto's canines were poking out from his upper lip he was back to growling again. He was getting uneasy Sasuke could tell.
"Just shut up I can't hear myself think damn it!"
"Don't yell at me! I'm not your bitch-" his blue eyes darkening to and intense violet-blue, at his own words, technically he was the "bitch". 'Like hell I am!'
Naruto started to thrash again. No way was he going to let that damn weirdo put his grimy hands on him, husband or not!
"Shush!"
"Why should I the gods gave me a mouth so I am going to keep talking with it!"
"Can you keep that big mouth of yours shut for five minutes I'm sure that'll pleases the gods!"
Naruto pause in his thrashing both boys turning to the window. If they weren't trained shinobi they would have messed that sound it was similar to a whip of wind.
"Don't tell me some pervert is watching us." Naruto suddenly felt naked. The nerve he knew this village had its share of sick people, but this was taking it a bit too far.
"It could be…" Without thinking which was kind of out of character to Sasuke since the boy was always analyzing things he released his blond capture he then taking very discreet steps across his room to his bedroom window. Naruto felt around in his layer of robes for his hidden shuriken, but was having trouble in locating them. He patted the near his ankle then his upper thigh, there was no such luck…
The figure was still outside of the window peering in it was too dark outside to make out who exactly this person was and they were trying to hide all charka signals, hopefully they would leave before either boy got their hands on him or her.
"Naruto I need you to-"
"Ahh!" The Kitsune had rushed towards the window bursting through the glass and screen to tackle the corrupt there was a loud screech from the stranger as both individuals hit the grass below. Both were wrestling on the ground no one seemed fatally injured from falling a story.
While the two wrestled another had appeared from the bushes trying to break the two apart.
Sasuke shook his head watching the event take place on his family estate why was he force to marry the one idiot who reacted on impose.
The blond pause after getting a good whiff of the corrupt, "Sakura-Chan, ouch" Sakura gave a good punch to his lower jaw thank the god she didn't use what Tsunade taught her or he might not have a jaw anymore. Ino who was trying to pry the two apart gave the pair a fair distance.
"You-you hoe-bag just couldn't wait to get your grimy little demon claws on Sasuke could you!"
"What I never asked to be with Sasuke. This shit shocked the hell out of me just like the rest of this damn village. Rin was the one who set the whole engagement up go punch her!"
/ She seems different to me child/
// how so gramps//
/the bitch is pregnant/
//what!//
gomen-nasai!!!! I had so much crap to do sorry if this chapter seems a bit rushed... -.-; me still love you all for being so awesome :D