Mary Sue must make friends with her potential love interest IMMEDIATELY. That way, she has more time to seduce him and make him her slave.
-The Official Mary Sue Almanac, Chapter 2, Section 1
Chapter 2: Getting to Know Your Classmates
Class was over and everyone had left, except for Angel. She walked up to the teacher, who was sitting at his desk grading papers.
"Excuse me..." She said to him.
"Hmm?" He looked up at her. "What is it?"
"Could you tell me the name of a certain student?" She asked, shuffling her feet in a semi-nervous way. "The brunette boy with brown eyes and a red jacket?"
"We have several brunette, brown-eyed students at this school," The teacher replied. "Could you be more specific?"
"The loud one, with the...orange," Angel told him, motioning towards the top of her head.
"Oh yes," He said. "Yuki Juudai, Osiris Red dorm, likes long walks on the beach and fried chicken. His favorite color is..." The teacher looked up, only to find that Angel had already left. "Why do they always leave me?" He sighed
"I'm telling you guys, the Muffin Fairy really exists!" Juudai exclaimed as he and his friends walked towards the Osiris Red dormitory. "Where else do you think the cafeteria gets all those muffins?"
"Well, I don't know, maybe they buy them?" Manjoume responded sarcastically.
Juudai opened his mouth to respond, but wound up speechless. "You win this round, Manjoume..." He said. Sho sweatdropped.
"Hey guys, wait up!" Someone called. The boys turned around to see Angel Stardust Diamond, the new transfer student from America.
"Hey!" Juudai said to her. "You're that hot girl from class!"
"Aniki, that's no way to talk to a woman," Sho sighed.
"It's okay," Angel giggled. "I get that a lot. Do you want to be friends?"
"Whoa, wait a minute!" Manjoume exclaimed. "What's with this "friendship" thing all of a sudden?"
Angel glared at him, her eyes literally glowing red with fury. "Silence, fool, or I will write slash fanfiction about you and Chronos-sensei," She growled. Manjoume turned away in disgust, and walked to his dorm room. As he left, Angel's eyes returned to normal and she regained her cheerful demeanor.
"So, do you want to be friends?" She asked once again.
"Uh...Okay!" Juudai responded. "But what's sla..."
"Gotta go, bye bye!" Angel said suddenly, then darted off in the opposite direction.
"Do you know what slash fanfiction is, Sho?" Juudai asked his friend.
"No, I don't, and I suggest you never ever find out!" Sho said quickly.
"Wow, I hope everyone here is as easily manipulated as that Juudai boy!" Angel though as she skipped towards the Obelisk Blue dormitory. She looked up at the large, blue mansion. "Wow...This place is huge...I might have a hard time finding him in such a big building." She rubbed her hands together while grinning evilly. "If I can get to him, then this school will be mine in no time...Muahahaha! MUAHAHA..."
Angel's evil mind-laughter was interrupted when she felt someone bump into her. She turned around to see a boy wearing a Hawaiian shirt and swimming trunks.
"Oops, didn't see ya there!" He said. "Are you new here, 'cause I've never seen you around before."
"Yes, my name is Angel Stardust Diamond, and I am a foreign student from America," She replied.
"My name's Fubuki!" The boy exclaimed. "Hey, what's eight divided by two?"
"...Four," Angel responded, not sure of whether this boy was playing a game, or needed help with his math homework.
"Plus three?"
"...Eleven."
"Minus one?"
"...Ten."
"JOIN!" Fubuki shouted.
"Uh...What?" Angel asked.
"That's me, 10Join Fubuki!" He said proudly.
"Riiiight..." Angel said, slowly inching herself away from him.
There was a moment of silence.
"...It's been nice meeting you, gotta go, bye!" Angel exclaimed suddenly, running off in the opposite direction
"Whew...Glad I got away from him as soon as I did..." She thought, while resting against a tree. "Who knows what kind of stupid I could've caught..." She took a deep breath. "Tomorrow...I put my plan into action!"
"Huh..." Fubuki said to no one in particular. "Wonder why she ran away from the dorm..." He shrugged and walked indoors, humming some unrecognizable tune to himself.
