Chapter 11-DADA lesson
Harry's first lesson was with a group of fifth years.
As he walked into the room, he saw that all the students eyed him, mouths open.
"Right...well...er...I'm Harry Potter and I'll be your new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher."
The class was still silent.
"Well why don't you line up in alphabetical order and I'll write you names down."
As he got to Adam Williamson, he sent them back to their seats. "Right...It says were going to be working on stunning today. Any questions?"
The whole class raised their hands high in the air.
"About stunning."
The hands went down.
Smiling, he saw one hand still up. "Yes Steve?"
"Sir, is it true that you can stun things for days?" shakily asked the boy.
"Call me Harry. Well I'll show you. Any two of you a couple?"
A boy and girl who sat next to each other raised their hands slowly.
"Great. Why don't you come out to the front."
They did so nervously.
"Right. If your too uncomfortable you don't have to this. But can you to kiss for a moment."
They cautiously leaned in to each other.
Just before they kissed, Harry added "Don't tell anyone about this."
They shook their heads and kissed very briefly.
Right on cue, Peeves the Poltergeist entered, cackling madly.
"Hello Peeves." said Harry, rising up and pointing his wand at the ghost.
"STUPEFY!" he yelled. The red beam hit him in the head and he slowly floated down to the floor.
"Whoa!"
"That was brilliant!"
"He's a wicked teacher!"
At that moment, Ginny ran in. Harry kissed her cheek and the class wolf-whistled. Turning to them, he said "Oh no, she's my wife." winking to the boys.
Turning back to her, she had a glint in her eye.
She whispered in his ear. A huge smile appeared on his face, then hers.
He lifted her off the ground and into his arms and kissed her passionately, class of thirty whistling fifteen year olds or not. Pulling her down on the desk as he was, he quickly turned to the class. "Everyone- me and Ginny-er Miss Potter- are going to have a baby!" the class erupted in claps and cheers. "Class dismissed!" he turned back to Ginny, finishing the kiss as the students filed out, gossiping and smiling.