Know Your Stars: CSI Style!
Disclaimer: I don't one Know Your Stars or the CSI characters (Sobs) Wish I did though…
A/N: Sorry I haven't written in a while… I'm tryin' to get out of my major writers block… R&R!
Chapter Two: Greg Sanders
Me: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Camera zooms in on Greg's face…
Me: Greg Sanders, he picks his nose in the hall closet at work.
Greg S: I do not!
Me: Yes you do, it even says so in your diary. Right here on page twenty-five…
Greg S: What?! How'd you-?
Me: Oh lookee here… 'Dear Diary I have a secret. I was crowned King of the Eggplants today at the Eggplant Fair. And guess what? I get to wear an eggplant suit! I am so happy!'
Greg S: I never went to an eggplant festival! That's not even my diary!
Me: Are you admitting that you keep a diary then? (Smiles)
Greg S: NO!!! I mean uh… I'm just saying that I never went to your imaginary Eggplant Festival! Now gimme back my journal you freak!
Me: Oh yeah, say that to a person who can reveal your innermost secrets at ay given time, let's go on shall we?
Greg S: You wouldn't dare.
Me: Oh, would I? Page one hundred and fifty-one, dear diary I have a crush on Elvis, who happens to be dead. Did I mention that I stuck my head into the toilet this morning?! It was fun! Now I know why dogs enjoy it so much, it is so good! Yummy!
Greg S: Gah! No! I do not do that! Not the toilet! Aaauuuggghhh!
Me: Now you know, Greg Sanders, the Eggplant King who drinks out of the toilet and has a HUGE crush on Elvis. (The music, 'You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog' begins to play')
Greg S: I'm gonna get yooooouuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Urk! (has a seizure) Gah! (twists and contorts into… drum roll…a mariachi band person, oh it looks angry) Raaagggghhh! Brains!
Mariachi Zombie Army: Brains… Bra-… inzzzaaaaa…
Me: Oh great not again. I already vanquished these guys before the last show and Greg just turned into one of them. Well now I gotta go get my anti-mariachi zombie kit from the hall closet. I lose too many angry guest stars that way, now I have to get some fill in's…
A/N: Well on account of mariachi zombie armies hounding at my door. I have to get another star from a completely different series and/or movie, because I have to slay the zombies for a while. Oh and I finally got this thing updated! I can hardly believe it myself… Anyways blame the mariachi zombies for the hold-up I had to slay them then give their spirits a good scolding and when they got mad the put me in the netherworld. It took me four weeks to get outta that place! Sheesh! I'll update ASAIC! (translation: as soon as I can)