Try to guess which one of us is Sakura, and which is Hinata! You only get one guess(duh!), and whoever gets it first gets a free oneshot/drabble by me, Eme-chan!

Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Ino/Hinata, Temari/Sakura, Temari/Hinata, Ino/Sakura, Gaara/Kankurou

Word Count: 929

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To: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

From: NavyBlueRobin

Subject: School :Sigh: sucks :pouts:

I had an assignment today and it was so hard. Tema usually helps me, but she was too busy being mad. She sent me thousands of emails yesterday, some were normal, and some weren't.

Gaara is leaving and Kankurou thinks he can become emo. I'm trying to get him away from that, but it's hard. I've never had this before. I never saw Kankurou so lonely, he really loves his brother.

You know, maybe I can come by. Or you can tape Naruto and Sasuke making out. I wanna see... Maybe more then that, have you seen any yuri action?

Oh, guess what! Neji is ::shudders:: a yuri fan boy! He loves it, he almost got Tenten drunk, and to come over here...and well... ::shudders::

Oh, Neji is calling! I'm scared...

-Hinata (Be nice to Tema please)

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To: WindPrincess

From: NavyBlueRobin

Subject: DON'T!!!!

Please don't be mean to her! She means well!

Yours AND Sakura's friend

-Hinata

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To: DaddysLittleGirl

From: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

Subject: I win! As always

Ino-pig...I got over that dieting thing, why can't you? You're hott enough as it is...I did NOT just type that! Well, I could always delete it...nah, I want to see your reaction.

Don't change her too much! Just higher her low self-esteem...wait, does that even make sense? Just don't turn her into you, one's already too much.

Oh, she has like two more, but one's coming here...wait, that should be three more, and one's coming here...

Go me, you mean!

-Sakura

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To: NavyBlueRobin

From: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

Subject: Who thinks otherwise?

...It's about me, isn't it? That bitch! I'm going to kick her butt! ...Or something like that. So, whaddya having trouble with?

...Tell Kankorou he should cheer up. He still has you and Tenten for his buddies! Wait...he really loves his brother? Does that mean there is incest action going on in your school?!

Attached is one of my favorite videos. I mean, come on. Of course I've already taped it. They don't mind either--well, Sasuke-kun does, but Naruto-kun thinks it's kinky for a girl to watch/tape them. And, well, Naruto is the seme in this relationship.

Yuri action, yuri action...well...nope, not yet. Too bad. :P

What wrong with that? What guy doesn't like yuri? I mean, even I love it--wait, that isn't a suprise is it?

Or have I told you?

...Normally, I'dd say what he did was hott, but since he was trying to take advantage of you...

I'll kick him in the balls when I see him. After telling him he's hott, of course.

Reply soon!

-Saku-chan

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To: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

From: NavyBlueRobin

Suject: My life is spiraling down...

OMG! Kankurou is so going emo! I heard this one song, it's known as 'The Emo Song', and he loves it! I'm going to try to get Tenten to get him away from it...

Please don't hurt Tema! She's mad because she found out something about Gaara and Kankurou... I sent her an email, and she hasn't replied back. I'm worried...

School is getting hard!(er) Gai-sensei, my PE teacher, gave us a lesson about 'Youth'. It's like he belongs in Health...

Yeah, the thing Tema was depressed about was that she saw something you would love to see. It was so close to second base, it was Gaara and Kankurou...uhh.. ::blushes:: you can think of the rest... but they're not together, so it's ok for Gaara to be social there.

Well that's all for now. Neji is still trying, maybe I should give in...

-Hinata

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To: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

From: DaddysLittleGirl

Subject: ::Cries::

I'm going to miss youuuuu, first we're friends, then rivals, now friends I don't wanna go to Suna why meeeeee why didn't you sign up why Lee::sob:: I heard it was because of the PE teacher there...

Pockyyyyyy... I ate all the pocky in the house now I'm SuGaR high. Sorry about that, but you know I'll miss you. And I'll make sure Hinata isnt lonely, so yeah, we'll be friends, but we're best friends best of all best friends. (Not on the internet like you and 'Hina') ::Cries:: I'll missssss youuuuuuuuuuuu

The friend who'll miss you (Beat Temari up for me) Yes, I know from your notes too well never mindddddd

-Ino
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To: DaddysLittleGirl

From: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

Subject: ::cries as well::

Lots of runons, ever learned proper grammer:P

But I miss you too:hugs: But you already know that, I just got back from crying all over your shirt...mine's still wet from your tears. But still...! The dorm's so empty and quiet without you and Lee--plus I have no one to talk to! I really hope you're on your labtop...

I already sent my first package, you should get more pocky the day after you settle in. But don't eat so much you're on a sugar high! (again)

Don't worry! I'll do it on the last day. :P Then I don't get in trouble, lol.

You know I love you

-Sakura

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To: NavyBlueRobin

From: EmeraldCherryBlossoms

Subject: Cheer up!

Hina-chan don't worry. It's probably just a phase. You know guys stop maturing after age 5, unless it's for perverted purposes.

...Damn that bitch.

Lol, you've got a crazy PE teacher too? So do I--her name is Anko. And she's--wait, I can't tell you unless you tell me if I told you or not.

Hott! But still single, eh? Maybe I should hook him up with someone...or not. Depends.

Don't give up your innocence so easily!

-Sakura