The Next 10: Sasuke
'Red pupils are so yesterday, Sasuke.'
Talk to him in complete and utter gibberish. For example, "gyhfgewhgbfwuiehfuhfuhfursugarbombygcygvyugyg"
Generously give him a Naruto Plush Doll for Christmas. He'll love it so much he'll burn it in less that 30 seconds!
Tell him Kakashi stole his sharringan from someone in his clan.
Talk like Kakashi, act like Naruto, and dress like Jiriah. And kiss like Sakura.
Have him and Rock Lee keep a conversation going for 30 minutes.
Give him 'Narut-O's for Breakfast.
Give him Choji's cell phone numba 576-768-8445 just if you want to know.
Be exactly like him. EXACTLY. COMPLETE AND UTTERLY EXACTLY LIKE HIM.
Have Garra and him tell each other their life stories.
