10 More: Sasuke

Show him a picture of everyone's parents. For him, show Itatchi.

Tell him that the way he's going, he'll end up like Jiriah.

Get him an anger management counselor.

Make Naruto say 'Believe it!!!' until Sasuke goes nuts.

Steal Choji's Food and give it to Sasuke. Let nature take its course.

Transform into Ino and give him a big hug.

Transform into NARUTO and give him a big hug.

Transform into ITATCHI and give him a HUGE hug.

Lock him in a room with millions of Sasuke Fangirls.

Have everyone in the village stare at him with an open, astonished mouth and bulging, disgusted eyes.