WOOHOO!! WE'RE ALMOST DONE! 9: Enter Sasuke
---- Lee: Sasuke…(blushes) there's something I've always wanted to tell you…
---- Giggle and whisper something whenever he walks by
---- Become a helpless fan-person.
---- Seriously, follow him around all day showing him new fan arts done by you and key chains dedicated to him
---- Wait! I've got it… All of the fan stuff you show him centers on him being married to Sakura or Gaara.
---- No! This is the best… while doing all of the above, try to harass him in any manner you see fit besides fanboyism.
---- 'You should know better Sasuke. Kakashi even TOLD you not to use Chidori 3 times.'
---- Tattoo his curse mark onto him.
---- Get a tattoo of his curse mark so that you can say that being around Sasuke is the only cure
---- Promote the Hinata Hotel.