The Best of Sasuke's Torture list
----Kakashi (Red with embarrassment): Sasuke, Remember when I called you 'my Sasuke'? It was more than just a taunt…(Blushes)
----Use some sort of machine or irreversible jutsu to transform him into Naruto.
----Give Naruto 100 shots of caffeine and make him follow Sasuke for 30 minutes.
----Forge a note in Sasuke's handwriting to Sakura saying that Sasuke finally means business in their relationship. When Sasuke finds out, tell him it was Lee.
----(Thanks to whoever) Teach him to smile. Slap him when he fails.
----'Sasuke, you need braces.'
----'So what if your parents are dead, Sasuke? You still have a brother.'
----Congratulate him on everything he does. Everything.
----'It's all fun and games until someone uses Chidori three times and kills themselves, Sasuke.'
THE LAST ONE: Give him this list!
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Okay. Now that I'm done, I have a favor to ask: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE e-mail me one of the following names so I know whom to torture next.
TEMARI
SHIKAMARU
KANKURO
TENTEN
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