100 ways: Hosted by our very own Sasuke-kun of Konohagakure
Icy Bassoon: Hi. Sorry for not updating, for I have been on vacation in HAWAI'I! Anyways, we have a killer, almost all fan-generated show for ya'alls! Let's get movi—
Sasuke: (Whispers): Am I on yet?
Icy Clarinet (Behind stage): Sasuke, get off the stage, or we'll cut your salary of 1,000 porn magazines an hour!
Sasuke: Sorry.
Icy Bassoon: Anyways, let's get moving!
The Second of Kankuros---- Icy Clarinet: Oh, look! The Sand Bit…I mean, Temari, Is taking Cro!
---- Icy Clarinet: Now she's stuffing Cro inside Gaara's gourd!
---- Icy Clarinet: Now she's gone and told Gaara to destroy the gourd! OH, Temari…
---- Yell CAT MAN!!! When he walks by.
---- Pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
---- Barney song.
---- Icy Clarinet: Now she's selling Kankuro's virginity on E-Bay!
---- Sasuke: I like the face paint! Who's your stylist?
---- (Put to music) Teenage mutant ninja kitty!
---- Piplup: Knock, Knock!
Kankuro: Who's there?
Piplup: Interrupting cow!
Kankuro: Interrupting c
Piplup: MOO!
Kankuro:…………
Icy Bassoon: Tune in next time for more nonstop fun on 100 ways!
Sasuke: When do I get my salary?
Icy Clarinet: (Breaks Sasuke's Skull) SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!