100 ways- Co-hosted by Sasuke-kun and IB and IC
IB and IC: Sup, ya'all!
Sasuke: Hey!
IC: Anyways, you know the drill. LET'S HIT IT!
Sasuke (clueless): Hit what?
IB: Your salary, Sasuke.
Sasuke: But… I LOVE MY PORN!!
IB and IC: SO?
Sasuke (In a panic): Um, shouldn't we be starting by now? Uh…Uhh… LET'S GO, PEOPLE!
The Kankuros, three. (3rd edition)
---- Piplup: Those dolls are SO CUTE! CAN I PLAY WITH THEM?
---- Piplup: I've taken the liberty of cutting Cro's strings for you, Kankuro! (Wait, the strings are like its hair, right? They grow back?)
---- Icy Bassoon: How pathetic! Keeping drugs in your puppets is a terrible way to get your daily Marijuana intake. Seriously…
---- Get him to take a scrap booking class.
---- Inject Cro's poison into Kankuro.
(Kankuro: Pretty colors! So fuzzy and purple!)
---- Create a show called Leave it to Cat Man.
---- Kankur-O's?
---- Welcome to "Leave it to Cat Man!" Sponsored by the makers of Kankur-O's.
---- Piplup: So, which of Gaara's victims is Cro based off of?
---- Make him watch Naruto, but replace him with a fat, irresponsible actor.
IB: I haven't been getting a lot of reviews, lately, so please revew…
Sasuke: …And enjoy the rest of this Fan Fiction…
IC: …And we'll see you next time on…
All three: 100 WAYS!