A/N: Okay, before I start this song I should probably explain it. This is a parody of a Christmas song sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks. There is going to be a conversation in it between Brother and each of the Gullwing girls and an action going on, so in order for you to understand who's talking and the action, here is the list of what's going on:
Brother- blah blah
Paine- blah blah
Yuna- blah blah
Rikku- blah blah
Actual song- blah blah
Action- #blah blah#
If you guys are thinking like I am, you're probably thinking "What the hell was she thinking doing something like this?" but it seemed like something fun to do, so what the heck.
The Gullwing Song
(in tune of "The Chipmunk Song")
Sung by Brother and the Gullwings
All right, Gullwings. You ready to sing your song?
I guess
Yeah!
Let's sing it!
Okay, Paine?
Whatever
Okay, Yuna?
Okay!
Okay, Rikku? Rikku? RIKKU!
Okay!
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for fun and time for cheer.
We've been good, but we can't last.
Come on, Christmas. Hurry fast.
Want a ship that flies real quick
Me, I want a new Dressphere.
We can hardly stand the wait,
Come on, Christmas. Don't be late.
Okay, Gullwings. Get ready.
That was good, Paine.
Whatever.
Very good, Yuna.
Thank you, Brother.
Oui fana y meddma vmyd Rikku. Fydlr ed!
Yr Rikku? Rikku? RIKKU?!
Ugyo!
Want a ship that goes real fast.
I still want a new Dressphere!
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait,
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Very good, girls!
Let's sing it again! Come on, let's sing it again!
No, that's enough. I don't want you to overdo it.
What do you mean, overdo it?
So, we don't have to sing it again?
Hey, wait a minute, Gullwings…
Why can't we sing it again?!
#A bunch of mixed arguing between the girls fills the room#
Rikku, ghulg ed uvv!...Yuna, just a minute.
Paine, will you cut it out? Gullwings…
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A/N: here are the Al Bhed translations:
Oui fana y meddma vmyd Rikku. Fydlr ed! -You were a little flat, Rikku. Watch it!
Yr Rikku? Rikku? RIKKU?! – Ah, Rikku? Rikku? RIKKU?!
Ugyo! – Okay!
Rikku, ghulg ed uvv – Rikku, knock it off