100 Ways to Completely Piss off anyone in Naruto

by icybassclar

I think this is pretty much completed, unless I decide to renew it. Things happen! Hope to finish, I have more ammunition. In the meantime, enjoy 1-23. IBC

14. Kankuro 4: The 3rd sequel to the first

100 Ways: Hosted by Sasuke-kun and brought to you by Hinata's delicious Kankuro Crackers

Sasuke: (whispers) Uhhh, hey. Look, I gotta' wrap this up quick. Icy Bassoon's gonna' be here any minute. Okay, let's get this movin'!

Kankuro 4: The sequel to the sequel to the sequel to the original.

---- IC: (casually) Hey, uh, Kankuro? I'm going to the store. Do you want any Catnip?

---- IC: How about some kitty litter? Wait… Why is your eye all twitching and stuff?

---- IC: Tuna?

(Several broken bones later…)

---- Piplup: Hey IB and IC, I'm gonna' watch Cat Man the Movie. Wanna' join? How about you, Kankuro? Why's his eye all twitching, IC?

---- IB: Hey Kankuro, do you have A.D.D.? Your eye twitches a LOT.

Kankuro: (eye twitches)

IB: See?

(Several more broken bones later…)

---- IC: Nice leotard, Kankuro.

---- IB: Damn! The shower's broken! Kankuro, can you lick me clean?

---- IB: Ahhrrg! The washing machine's broken, too! Kankuro, can you lick the laundry too?

---- Teletubbies.

---- Lock him in a room with Akamaru, Naruto, Kiba, A stripper Hinata, and a porn addicted Neji.

Sasuke: (whispers) Thank you and see you next cha-

IB: (yawns) What the hell are you doing in my house, Sasuke?

Sasuke: Oh, crap…