Ummm… Part two, Chapter Five?
Sasuke (Bored): WelcometoahundredwaysI'myourhostsasukekunlet'sgivethereadersanotherlist.
IB: Sasuke, is something wrong?
Sasuke (Bored again): EverscinceIstartedsnortingcrystalmethdI'vebeenkindofofflateleysoI'mjustgoingto…
(Sasuke passes out)
IC: Umm, okay…
IB: You can snort crystal meth? (I gotta try that sometime…)
IC: WHAT?
IB: Nothing! Let's go!
Kankuro Feevay--- (Put to music) I want chicken; I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix Please deliver…
--- IB: That's a song to go on his iPod, for sure.
--- Have him star in Fairly Odd Parents with the Crimson Chin and Catman.
--- Catman: Hey, he stole my leotard!
--- Burn his clothes in broad daylight. (He might catch on fire, though.)
--- Actually set him on fire, but somehow make him unable to die.
--- Introduce him to the "New and Improved" drug-addicted Sasuke.
--- He's gonna need therapy after that one… which reminds me… give him therapy. (The therapist will need therapy after Kankuro's therapy.)
--- Relationship counseling for him and Gaara, free of charge.
--- Kankuro: All right, who stole my leotard?
Catman: (Yippee!!! I have clothes again!)
IC: We're halfway done with Kankuro, so keep pouring in suggestions so we can build off of them.
IB: Yeah.
Sasuke (still bored): Seeyounexttimepleasereviewandhelpmequitsnortingcrystalmethmynoseandarmpithurt.
IB: (Sasuke, do have any spare meth?)
IC: WHAT?!
IB: It's nothing. Don't worry.
IB and IC: BYE!