100 Ways: Dedicated in loving memory of Sasuke-kun of Konohagakure.
IB: Wait, loving?
IC: Yes, loving. Sasuke is under heart, nose, armpit, and lung surgery and I'm just assuming that he's dead and didn't survive. Poor Sasuke. Oh, and he's going to rehab after his surgery if he survives.
IB: Whoa… Poor Sasuke. (Sniff!) Let's (sob!) get started! (Weep!)
Can-Koo-Row Sicks---- IB: Step one: get a friend. That might alone annoy him since he has none.
---- IB: Step two: Actually start a conversation with said friend, which will annoy Kankuro more because he's so socially awkward.
---- IB: Step three: Avoid mentioning the subject of the conversation. Talk about it, but never speak important parts of the topic.
---- IB: Put it all together! It looks something like this:
IC: Piplup, remember that time when…
Piplup: …Yeah! I was, like, no way!
IC: And when he…
Piplup: I was rolling on the floor laughing! He was, like…
IC: …POOSH!
Piplup: God, that was funny!
IC: I know!
---- Sponsor Kankur-O's.
---- Piplup (In a crazy, maniacal laughing way): BUUURN THE PUPPETS! BUUURN THEM!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
---- Gaara: I'm sorry, Kankuro. I feel bad for all I did to you. How about a hug?
Kankuro (Paranoid): All right, who paid him to say that? (Eye twitches)
---- IC: Maybe you should go to rehab, too, A.D.D. man.
---- Shock therapy!
---- Get him drunk and then make him hug Gaara.
IB and IC: See ya, readers! Send reviews, and stuff, so we keep going!