IC: I kinda' hate to say it, but I miss Sasuke.

IB: Me too. When do you think we'll see him again?

IC: He died last chapter, remember?

IB: Oh yeah, right? We can't do a chapter without him. He was the glue that kept this fanfic running.

IC: Wait, who's that backstage?

Sasuke: Hey guys! I'm back!

IB: (I don't miss him anymore.)

IC: (Me neither.)

Sasuke: The rehab clinic had a really hard time fixing me. But they did it eventually!

IC: What do you mean by "fixed"?

Sasuke: I've found something to keep me away from drugs!

IB: What is it?

Sasuke: WOW!

IB: Oh god… World of Warcraft?

Sasuke: Yeah! I'm totally a level 70 wizard! I have a great relationship going with my brother and Naruto, too. And Orochimaru's fun when you get to know him. He was in rehab too! Can you believe it?

IC: (Duh.)

IB: (Kind of obvious.)

IC: (Pretty much.) Should we get going?

Sasuke: Oh, you're starting a chapter? Cool! Let me help!

IB: (I still wish he was still under surgery.) Why not? Let's go!

Lucky number Kankuro… I mean Seven.

---- Replace the food in his cupboard with catnip.

---- Steal Cro and give him a ball of yarn instead.

---- Whenever he enters a room have Gaara scream "LOSER!"… And then run away.

---- Back to the Cro idea, maybe you could, I don't know, give him… A CAT!

---- Temari should tell him to stop being surprised all the time and chill.

---- Strap him to a chair and interrogate him.

---- After that, make him watch a sock puppet show.

---- After that, hypnotize him to kiss Temari, TenTen, Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, and maybe Itachi.

---- Make him watch a commercial on Gaara sponsoring Kankur-O's. With its slogan: It's for everyone except Kankuro!

---- Back to Sasuke's list:

Naruto: Kankuro, you're such a loser, Loser. And I should know!

Sasuke: Allrighty, we're done.

IB: Yep.

IC: Uh-huh!

Sasuke: Umm, remember the three R's!

IB: Read!

IC: Review!

Sasuke: And most important: Umm…………… Recycle!

IC: BYE!

IB: SEE YA!

Sasuke: Whatever. I'm gonna' go play WOW.

IC: Oh, god………

IB: (We're going to need to "fix" him again.) Okay, Sasuke, go do that!