Sweet 18

Sasuke (Staring at a computer screen): (Talks into a headset) Dang, Orochimaru, you HAVE to stop warping into the computer screen to play as yourself. It makes us Lvl. 70 Characters look bad!

Orochimaru: My characters are only Lvl. 30, It's only fair. Besides, I have to play in secret now that everyone knows I can warp into the computer screen. Even Jariya is starting to wonder how I do that, and he's normally staring at his "Educational Magazines"! (Sigh) This rehab center is just not a great place to play WOW anymore.

Sasuke: Whatever… Hey Orochimaru, do you ever feel like you're forgetting something important?

IB (Loud and annoyed): LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVEN'T LEFT THAT CHAIR FOR 6 DAYS AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE DROPPED FROM THE 100 WAYS SCRIPT?

Sasuke: Waaaaugh! Umm, uh, I can explain! I need to train a new warlock to Lvl. 70 to beat the final boss person!

IC: Shut up Sasuke, you already HAVE a Lvl. 70 warlock!

Sasuke: Uh…

IB: We're going to cut you from the script. STARTING NOW!

Sasuke: You guys are cruel. Right Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: Yeah! That's worse than that time I almost destroyed the hidden leaf village!

IC: C'mon, IB. Let's start a new chapter.

IB: Yes, let's!

KANKURO'S 18th

---- Put together a video montage of all the times he looked surprised. Put it to a techno beat.

---- Fail him on that scrap booking class I told you to enroll him in about six lists ago.

---- Make him play "Clue" or "Monopoly", cheat like hell, and then deny it and say he's the cheater.

---- Then call him a sore loser.

---- Make him listen to calm, classical music while strapped to a chair.

---- Or make him listen to that techno beat.

----Teach him meditation. Shoot him when he fails.

---- Change his iPod to play a 15-minute track of every time someone has said loser in Naruto. Put it on Repeat 1 and break the iPod's Pause/Play button.

---- While he's sleeping, put a goat on top of him.

---- Have Gaara lip sync to " Hit Me Baby One More Time" and have him dance to it. Play at max volume for Kankuro.

IC: We love Suggestions!

IB: We love reviews!

Sasuke: I like cake!

IC: We do have a gun, Sasuke. Just play WOW and don't get involved in the show, all right? This gun is loaded.

Sasuke: (Gives thumbs up sign)

IB: Good.

IC: Bye then.

IB: C U L8R!

IC: Never talk like that again.

IB: KK LOLZORZ!