A/N: this song was made by request of cashisking17. I personally have no problems with Wakka, so I'm trying not to make this a Wakka-bashing song even though it may sound like it is.
Wakka Got Run Over By An Aeon
(in tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer")
sung by Yuna
Wakka got run over by an aeon
Walking home from the beach Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no more living summons,
But as for us sphere hunters, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged him not to go.
He forgot his medication
And he stumbled down the path onto the ground.
When they found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack,
There were footprints on his forehead
And incriminating claw marks on his back.
Wakka got run over by an aeon
Walking home from the beach Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no more living summons,
But as for us sphere hunters, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Lulu,
She's been taking this so well.
See her at home casting magic,
Then stopping and playing games with Vidina.
It's not Christmas without Wakka
All the guests are dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Wakka got run over by an aeon
Walking home from the beach Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no more living summons,
But as for us sphere hunters, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding's nice and thick.
And the brown and orange candle
That would just have matched the hair on Wakka's head.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
Just because the world is safe,
It doesn't mean that every aeon is gone.
Wakka got run over by an aeon
Walking home from the beach Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no more living summons,
But as for us sphere hunters, we believe.
A/N: I want to thank those who gave requests and suggestions. I'm only doing these parodies until December 25. After Christmas, I'm taking a break from making Christmas carol parodies.