IB: That should do it.
IC: Just one sign?
IB: But it's a big one! Everyone will notice it!
IC: But still, you didn't put it in the best spot.
IB: I know, but-
IC: You put it on the Hokage Faces!
IB: Fine. Should I move it?
IC: No.
The sign says:
Want to be a host? Now you can on 100 Ways to Completely Piss Off Anyone in Naruto! Audition today at Leaf-Co Studios!
Here we go… This might get interesting.
IB: Should we start a chapter or check the auditions?
IC: Let's see who showed up, first.
IB: All right.
At the studio…IC: Hey everyone! Have you got what it takes to be a fanfic host?
Crowd: YEAH!
IB: Well, most of you are wrong! We're only accepting one person to host with us!
IC: …And it could be YOU!
Crowd: YEAH! WOOHOO!
IB: Let's get started!
At the auditions…
Ino (Peppy): I think I could be a GOOD HOST because I have the SKILLS and social HYPE to…
IC: NEXT!
Choji: Does this job have free food?
IB: NEXT!
Kiba: I…
IB: NEXT!
Temari: I think that…
IC: You should get off stage. NEXT!
Jariya: …
IB and IC: NEXT!
Kakashi: Although I look freakish, I…
IB: …Still have no chance of getting the part. NEXT!
Gaara: (Glares intensely)
IC: GENIUS!
IB: Absolutely. Gaara, welcome to the show.
Gaara: Awesome! Temari, I told you I'd get it! When do I start?
IC: Chapter 20. See you then, Gaara!
Gaara: 'K!
IB: Now let's start that chapter!
KNKR NNTN (Kankuro Nineteen)
---- When Kankuro asks you for something to drink, get him a glass of milk that says 'Gaara' on it.
---- When he notices, say 'Oops, wrong animal. Gaara's the human.' and give him a milk saucer that says 'Kankuro'.
---- Kankuro, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but Halloween was 9 months ago.
---- Say 'Here kitty, kitty' when you're behind him.
---- When he gets pissed, say ' I found you!' and hug him.
---- Put Kankur-O's in his food.
---- Put a techno beat player in the box as a prize. You know , the prizes that set themselves off in the box.
---- Read him a bedtime story.
---- Fill his room with mice.
---- Tell him that Gaara is a new host on this show.
IC: Done! Look for our other Naruto fanfics, too!
Other fanfics:
Mind of a Demon and
After the Series.
I'd just like to say that having over 50 reviews touches my heart. I am so happy that the fanfic has gotten this far, and hope to write more in the future.
Also, it helps me that over 6,000 people have even bothered to look at my fanfic, and I say hats off to you all.
See you in the next and Last Kankuro chapter.
Icy Bassoon.