Gaara: HEY EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO:
Audience: 100 WAYS TO COMPLETELY PISS OFF ANYONE IN NARUTO!
Gaara: I'M YOUR HOST, GAARA!
Audience: (Erupts in cheers)
Gaara: MEET MY CO-HOSTS, ICY BASSOON AND CLARINET!
Audience: (Much clapping ensues)
IB: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
Audience: YEAH!!!!!
IC: ARE YOU READY FOR THE 20th CHAPTER IN THE SERIES??
Audience: YEAH!!!!
Gaara: THEN LET'S DO THIS THING!!!!
Audience: WOOHOO!!!!!!!
The Best of Kankuro---- Burst out laughing when he walks by.
---- Or when cats and milk are mentioned.
---- Kankuro x Hinata
---- Gaara: Why's your bed covered in milk, Kankuro? Have you been… you haven't been having cat… oh god…
---- Feed him salmon for lunch.
---- Enter him in the "Albino Pigs Rights Committee".
(It's from 'After the Series'. Read it!)
---- 741k 1n 1337 5p34k (Talk in leet speak)
---- Mail him to Uganda
---- Nail his dolls to the wall of his room.
THE LAST ONE:
---- Give him this list!
Gaara: WE'RE DONE WITH KANKURO!!!!
Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: NOW LET'S MEET OUR NEW COMPEDITORS!!!!
Temari
Kabuto
Naruto
Sakura
And Orochimaru. (Keep in mind that he's in rehab.)
IC: BYE AND SEE YOU NEX TIME!!!!
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!