Gaara: Welcome everyone to 100 ways to Completely Piss off Anyone in Naruto. I'm your host, Gaara. These here are my co-hosts, Icy Bassoon and Clari- hey, are you guys even awake?
IB and IC: various snorting and snoring sounds
Gaara: Well then… Let's just get a move on. I'll handle these executive producers myself.
Pink-Haired Girl's 2nd Torture List
---- Burst out laughing for no apparent reason.
---- When she asks, tell her Sasuke asked you on a date.
---- Tell her that the Sharingan is the new fad for aspiring Uchihas.
---- Then get Ino to start using contacts that replicate three-pupiled Sharingan eyes.
---- Narut-O's. Good times…
---- Wear red and pink from head to toe.
---- …and then tell her it's National Sakura x Gaara day.
---- Yell "FLAT!!" as she walks by.
---- Talk in Narrative First Person Form.
---- Put Sasuke on Ecstasy and make him follow her.
Gaara: Well, that's that. Sorry for the Hiatus, but the executive producers of the fan fiction were slacking off.