Piplup: Hey! Guess what? No, IC Isn't of the script. But I am a new co-host!
Gaara: What the hell are you doing here?
Piplup: Actually, I am now a new co-host for one reason and one alone!
IB: What's your reason?
Piplup: Hey Sakura, will you go out with me?
Sakura (pissed off): Hell no!!!!
Piplup: Please?
Sakura: I'll only go out with Sasuke.
Piplup: Too bad he got cut. Haha. So now you're all mine.
Sakura: You are so dead.
IC: Ok, well let's leave them alone, so say goodbye to Piplup, (probably forever)…
Gaara: Seriously, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Sakura: Excuse us for a moment. I need to have a private conversation with him.
Piplup: Probably to tell me the plans for our wedding. I'll see you guys later.
IB: ……Well then, let's get started. (Awkward silence)
Ino's Rival's Third Set
---- Gaara: So, Piplup's still single, so if you want to see your clothes again, you should go on a date with him.
Sakura: Blackmail?
Gaara: Yep.
Sakura: But I'm naked!
Gaara: Well that's too bad.
---- Listen for wedding bells and remind her of Piplup. The honeymoon won't plan itself!
---- Convince her that Sasuke hates everything so she should just move on. Wait a sec… he does.
---- IC: In all of my years of (coughcough) fashion experience, I have never seen a room with so many explicit pictures of Sasuke. Do you have a therapist?
(If she does, you might want to run away.)
---- Trick her into saying 'I do'.
---- She's at a wedding… with Piplup.
---- Gaara: Sakura, there's always been something I've needed to tell you.
Sakura: That you love me?
Gaara: (blushes) Oh yeah baby…
---- Give her a makeover, but not just any makeover. Oh, no. She needs to look like that diva of a girl Ino. Sasuke will fall for her for sure…
---- Okay, okay. This is going to be extremely cliché, but here goes:
Sakur-O's.
---- Piplup: Hey Sakura, I only buy Sakur-O's because your picture is on them. You… Look… GORGEOUS!!!
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IC: Well folks, that's our show. I hope you enjoyed it, and tune in nex-
Piplup: SAVE ME!!!! SHE'S A VICIOUS ONE!!! BUT SHE'S STILL HOT, REGARDLESS!!! SAVE ME FROM THE TOTALLY HOT MONSTER!!!!
Everyone: Uhhh……
IB: Well, the group 'Uhhh' normally means the end of the show, but you'll find out if Piplup survives next show. See you ne-
Piplup: SAVE MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
IB:-xt time.
Gaara: Bye!
(Piplup: Seriously though, she's falling for me.)