A/N: so guys here is the new chapter featuring a pair which I don't think many people use…

VII. Kareo

It was a strangely peaceful day in the Akatsuki lair, well most of all because everyone was sitting somewhere inside the house, the garden or at the roof and were trying to teach they children more words and some small sentences. Hidan and Kakuzu even made a competition out of it as they sat on the garden, Hidan holding his Bible while Kakuzu the Bingo book. Poor Hideo started to get really confused and then it happened…

"…so…" both of his parents stopped arguing and looked at they son.

"…so…zo….zombies…" he finally said giggling and both Hidan and Kakuzu face faulted.

"KISAME!!!!!" both "Zombie Twins" as said dear shark loves to call them screamed in anger, but before they head of to make a zombie out of Kisame they begun desperately to make they son forget his newest word which he begun to combinate with his other favorite word, creating the nice sentence "Zombie Jashin" which made Hidan nearly break out in tears and Kakuzu bust out laughing.

"Hachii…" Kisame sneezed and he had a strange feeling of dread.

"Bless you. Don't tell me you cached a cold on your last mission?" Anko asked her husband worried.

"No, I don't think that it is a cold." The shark like nin said and looked down at his son who looked up to his father with curious purplish eyes.

"Ok, sorry that I had so much to do in the last time and couldn1t be by you two." She said while taking her son in her lap.

"I know, we are both shinobi and you are always here when you have time." Kisame said smiling and kissed his wife.

"Ok away from the other fish face…" growled suddenly a rather angry voice from behind them. Looking up they spotted a rather angry Hidan and Kakuzu, the later of the two holding Hideo who immediately begun to wave to his friend, which the blue skinned boy returned.

"What is wrong?" Kisame asked annoyed.

"What is wrong…what is wrong! You stinking fish teached this to my baby." Hidan hissed and pointed the boy out.

"Zombie Jashin" he said giggling and Kisame nearly bust out laughing.

"That is not funny." Kakuzu said while taking Hideo away from Hidan.

"Fishy…" come it suddenly from Anko's lap and now was it Hidan who nearly bust out laughing.

"Ha…haha…that is priceless the boy really knows the race of his father hahahaha…." Hidan said while gripping his stomach.

"Hidan…"

"What Kakuzu, don't you see that I'm amusing myself here."

"Well Hidan, you really should stop now then Kareo isn't meaning me." Kisame said grinning and Hidan looked confused at the boy, eyes widening and jaw hitting the floor.

"Fishy…" Kareo said again smiling while pointing at a dumbfoulted Hidan.

"I'M NOT A FISH!!!" he screamed while the others begun laughing.

"You are right Hidan, panda is better." Kakuzu said grinning.

"WHAT YOU F"

Owari

A/N: as next come the twins of Pein and Konan