A/n: Edited. This is getting tiring.

Music box: 15: Strippers and Slippers, Worst of it

Roy paced, this was a whole new discover! Riza, who barely shows any emotion other than anger liked strippers! He began laughing insanely. His plan to get into Riza's heart was just as insane. 'Everything in my life is insane.' He thought. The phone rang and he lost his train of thought. He slowly answered the phone.

"Hello." Roy asked.

"Colonel?" A female voice echoed in his ear. 'Riza.' He thought. Roy felt his heart skip a couple of beats.

"Yes, Hawkeye?"

"Do you want to come over to my place tonight?" He was shocked. Tonight, he could launch his 122nd "Make Riza love me" plan. His dream was finally coming true, oh how he longed for this moment.

"Of course. I'll be there in an hour."

"Sure." Riza had hung up. He had an hour to get ready. Roy began with taking a cold shower.

Riza hung up the phone. She turned around and said, "He'll be here in an hour." Everybody groaned. It was her idea to throw a party for Roy who was more stressed than usual. She worried about him all the time but maybe this would take her mind off things.

He put on his good boxers, the cute ones with mini flames on them and a coat. He slammed the down behind him. He laughed to himself, he was getting some tonight. Roy imagined Riza confessing her deep rooted passion for him. 'This is getting too good!' He thought to himself.

'He better not do anything stupid. I don't even want to do this but if this helps…..'Riza thought as the party comers moped about waiting for Roy.

"Ding-dong" The door bell ran, Riza opened the door and stood a certain man with only his boxers on.

"Surprise!" Everyone else had said, while Riza was turning red. Very red and Roy looked like he wanted to curl up on the floor and die. Some people would call Rot Mustang, a very talented alchemist, others would call him a little funny in the head and Riza Hawkeye would call him a "FRICKIN' PERVERT THAT DOESN'T DESERVE HIS LIFE AT ALL BECAUSE HE THINKS EVERYONE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH HIM BUT I DON'T."

"I CAN EXPLAIN! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" Roy cried as Riza held up her cake, the one she baked for Roy and slammed into his face. She closed the door behind her, leaving Roy outside. She slowly picked up her gun, clicked of the safety and began shooting bullets at the door.

"I will rip out your heart and feed it to the last woman you sleep with!" She screamed in his face as she opened the door again. "Run, now." Roy began running and she began to chase after him.

They left a group of confused people there, in Riza's house.

"Do you thing they're sleeping together?" A female voice asked.

"No, they can't be. She got mad at him and threatened to rip out her heart and feed it to the last woman he slept with." A male's gruff voice answered in reply.

"That would be her. She's mad because they got caught being secret lovers in front of us." Another voice cut in.

"I am hungry. What a waste of cake!" One short blond boy with long hair yelled. Everyone sighed in agreement.