A/n: I fixed the little mistakes, so its edited. I think this may be my favorite chapter.

A/N: I have an English teacher who called me pathetic right to my face. I was joking! SHE CAN'T EVEN TAKE A JOKE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN!

WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS WORDS THAT ARE NOT FIT FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T TAKEN SEX EDUCATION YET. PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

THE RATING FOR THIS CHAPTER IS R. IT IS AN R-RATED CAHPTER, NOT REALLY BUT IT IS.

Music Box: 16: Meanings for SEX

Sex (seks) n. L sexus

1. Either of two divisions, male or female, into which persons, animals, or plants are divided

2. The character of being male or female

3. The attraction between sexes

4. Sexual intercourse

Roy sighed heavily at the paper in front of him. Hawkeye could not take a joke because she sure didn't think it was funny when she saw the writing on the wall. Tons and tons of sexual terms were written on the wall with a bright red marker. Roy had claimed that he was being framed. Riza was skeptical, she told him to explain, the marker on his desk that expelled the same color ink on the wall, the stain of red on his uniform and the fact that the writing on the wall looked exactly like his handwriting.

She informed him that the others would take care of scrubbing the walls clean of quote, "R-rated words that don't belong in a place like this because some immature person was so very bored" unquote but he would have to look up every word he had written on the wall.

This was in fact, the perfect punishment for him, there were about too many words to count. He found out that this task was extremely boring. Riza was ruining sex for him! SEX WAS BECOMING BORING! How was that possible?

Sex.

The only thing men can do right.

He wrote on the paper instead of the real definition, how could she do this to him? How could she torture him, so slowly and so painfully?

Vagina

The female area that receives the penis during sexual intercourse and acts as a birth canal for the baby.

She was ruining his life. His sex life was going to be ruined and it's all because of Riza but it's not as bad as last time. Last time Riza kneed him in a place where the light doesn't shine. Then she told him to go to the doctor and see if he could still have children. No, it wasn't as bad as last time but this time was bad too.

Vagina

1. The hole you poke a stick in.

He wrote quickly on the paper, this was going to take forever. He wanted to do something that would not make sex boring for him like having sex. Sex could never be boring but seeing all the sexual terms on black and white made him tired and bored.

Condom

1. A birth control device for males, made of soft stretchable rubber called latex.

Were they serious? The people who wrote this dictionary must have been old and boring. Honestly look at their definitions! Have they ever heard of Viagra?

Condom

1. God's gift to men, God knows men don't want children with a one night stand or a hooker.

He snickered slightly as he wrote that part on his paper. He wondered what Riza was doing right now…Had she ever…done it before? He was questioning this quite a bit as he began to flip through the pages to the next word.

Fellatio

Mouth contact with the penis

He grinned at the definition of this word. He has still imagining Riza and her freakiness.

Fellatio

A blowjob

Only a few more to go, then he would be free from this torture. Free at last.

Cunnilingus

1. Mouth contact with the female genitals

He wondered what kind of person was Riza when it came to sex. She always seem to be uptight and quiet, maybe she was one of the uptight and quiet types that were really wild and kinky in bed. He was trying to imagine Riza as one of those types.

Cunnilingus

1. Some great oral sex (that is, with dental wrap)

He could imagine her tearing off clothing with her teeth, she did have a bit of a temper… He could imagine all the freaky things she could do…..

Erection

1. Swelling, stiffing, and rising of the penis

Wow, how did they put it so bluntly like that? To describe it as simply as that, was what Roy found amazing.

Erection.

1. What I am having now.

"Hawkeye," Roy called as he rose from his chair, "I am finished and I am going home."

"Alright, sir but why?" Riza asked calling from her desk.

"I need a cold shower." Riza gave him a look of confusion.

Roy had a feeling that he was going to have a wet dream tonight of the girl who made him look up sexual terms in the dictionary.

A/n: That was such a….perverted chapter/ short story. I used my health notes and a dictionary to define the…sexual terms… Please review!