A/n: It's short and evil.
Music box: 17: A Grave Mental Disease, Haunting
There was something wrong with himself. He knew it. He was insane, he was a raving lunatic. He knew he had a grave mental disease.
Roy Mustang was going crazy. He was that sure of it because there was one thing that was always on his mind.
No, it wasn't sex (but he sure thought about it a lot.) it was Elizabeth or rather Riza Hawkeye, who haunted his dreams and all of his thoughts.
It happened all the time. Something always reminded him of her.
He could be on a date with a girl from a flower shop, who was clinging to his arm like she couldn't swim and he was a floating piece of wood and wonder if Riza would cling onto his arm like that girl was.
The thing was it was impossible for him not to think about her and it drove him crazy.
"Sir, Ed and Al are ready to report on their recent findings." First lieutenant Riza Hawkeye said as the two boys walked into the room.
"Hey shorty!" Roy greeted Ed and then nodded at Al. That shorty comment set Ed off and Roy found himself bored out if his mind.
"SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING BEAN SOMETHING!" Ed yelled, jumping up and down. Roy wondered if how many kids Riza wanted. He nodded at Ed, to go on about his report.
" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BEARING BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH KIDS BLAH BLAH BLAH HARD BLAH BLAH." Ed said. Roy thought about Riza bearing his kids and then thought about how they would make the kids.
"Okay, go run off somewhere." Roy said, still not focused on anything about the thought of making kids with Riza. Ed left with Al but not without some more shouting.
"Sir, were you listening to anything they were saying?" Riza asked, eyeing him. Was she checking him out? Roy smiled brightly at her and shook his head. She tossed some papers onto his desk. "Their written report. Be sure to read it." Then Riza smiled. Something was up.
A/n: Hated this beginning but at least I updated. No, I'm not that stupid that it takes me like 4 months to write something this short but school is evil. This is going to be a maybe 3 or 4 part short story. After this short story, I'm planning to go back to some themes from the first few chapters and write something about it.