Music Box: 19 : A Grave Mental Disease, Pinning up
Roy was furious.
Riza, RIZA thought that he was...dating Havoc?!?
What kind of horrible nightmare was this?
Roy paced the room,sweating, nervous, furious and very in love all at the same time. What could he do to stop this horrible misunderstanding? How could she even think that? He was Roy Mustang, THE playboy alchemist, the notorious womanizer.
Havoc walked into the room, unaware of his superior's rage. He had a nice lunch and it was beautiful day, how was he to know that the minute he entered the office again that the Colonel would unleash a montrous rage on him?
"You." Roy said, his eyes narrowing. Havoc gulped. Roy moved towards him in a graceful 'you-better-take-this-time-to-run-because-I-WILL-kill-you' sort of walk. Havoc didn't get the hint.
"Hello, Colonel." Havoc said, nervously trying to avoid the Colonel's eyes. Roy had reached him and slammed him against the wall. He pinned him up against the wall.
"I'm going to kill your sorry ass." Roy said, dangerously as Havoc choked to speak.
"W-why?"
"SHE THINKS WE'RE DATING! SHE THINKS-" Roy paused for dramatic effect.
"WE'RE IN LOVE." He finished, not letting go of his grip on Havoc.
Unforunately...
"Am I interrupting something important?" A female voice rang into the room. A female voice that Roy and Havoc recongizned all too well.
Riza was standing there, door open, seeing Roy pin Havoc up against a wall. His face was too close to Havoc's to think they were just talking normally and Roy declaring quite loudly that they were "in love" only left Riza to think of the worst.
Roy turned pale, Havoc was red and Riza was standing there, the look on her face did not change at all as she suggested, "Maybe these meeting are more suited to a hotel room."
"This is not what you think." Roy cried, letting go of Havoc. Havoc gasped for air, the oxgyen filling his deprived lungs.
Riza smiled reassuringly, "I thought I told you that I accept and support your relationship."
Havoc upon hearing those words stared at Riza before Roy began blabbering," I would never...with Havoc...I don't want to get rabies...I mean he's not even remotely handsome...NOT that I'm into those things, I'm just saying...He's a smoker too, kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray...NOT that I even kissed Havoc...Or licked an ashtray..."
Havoc ignored the blabbering Colonel and exclaimed with passion, "THE COLONEL'S IN LOVE WITH YOU."
Roy stopped talking, the amused look on Riza's face flickered. Roy was ready to set Havoc's hair on fire, how dare he profess a deep heartfelt secret and it wasn't even HIS deep heartfelt secret, it was Roy's.
"Well, maybe if the Colonel stopped pinning up random blondies in the office, he might get to pin this blondie onto a bed." Riza laughed teasingly and left the room.
They were speechless.
A/n: Sorry, this chapter is short because it was rushed. I'm hoping that I'll write a longer (and better) chapter next time. So, sorry about that and just wait for (hopefully a better and longer) new chapter. This is the end of 'A Grave Mental Disease.'