This is just a filler or teaser not really part of the story but something to get a laugh from not really actually part of the story.
I don't own Naruto
Well You guys know the drill and here's the layout whoot
"Talking"
"Thinking"
"Demon/Inner Sakura/Telepath. Basically and outside voice in someones mind"
"Demon/Summon talks"
(Jutsu or Translations)
(Author Notes)
I honestly don't know how long it will be to update.. Maybe after I get alot of reviews saying they want me to continue... Thats how it normally goes for me. I also need to spend time talking with my beta so I'm giving you guys an epiloge something to laugh your ass off with.
------------------- (Jiraiya's P.O.V)
"Heeheehee, My student is amazing... To think Sakura was that kinky... This is great research the best I've ever gotten." I tell myself as I scribble down on my note pad. "Icha Icha Agression breaks."
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Naruto and Sakura lay tangled together the hours seemed to fly by nether one had stopped till they truely couldn't feel their hips anymore.
"Heeheeheeh, You've made me proud Kit." Chukkles out the mighty Kyuubi his face in a satisfied grin.
"Shut up Fox." Naruto Shouts out
"Yeah... SHUT THE HELL UP CAN'T YOU SEE ME AND NARU-KUN ARE TRYING TO REST." Shouts out Sakura in Naruto's mind
Naruto looks down at Sakura his mind now in shock and confusion. "What the hell."
"Congratulations Kit. You've got a fine mate." Kyuubi says only to have Sakura shout back at him with a ferce temper
"Chaa Didn't we tell you to shut the fuck up fur ball don't make me come in their and make you into a fur coat." Shouts out Inner Sakura as she appears before the cage of Kyuubi with large knives.
Naruto chuckles with Sakura as the sounds of a fight rage inside the cage between the comic split personality of Sakura and the Kyuubi.
"I'm not going to even ask." Naruto says with a small smile
Sakura giggles. "I was wonder what happened to her she's an annoying voice in my head hope Kyuubi can handle her."
Naruto rolls his eyes. "Whatever."
Sakura smiles. "Hey Naru-kun you hungry Ichiraku has this new ramen its great."
Naruto just blankly nods his head his mind still trying to catch up with the events. He had gone from wanting to forget about Sakura to being very pissed at her to fucking her then finally not wanting to leave her side.
As Naruto and Sakura prepare to leave the apparment they find a passed out rookie 9 and Hokage infront of the door.
"..." Is all ether Naruto or Sakura could think as Sakura bends down to poke Tsuande in the face. "What the hell why is everyone here."
Tsuande just faintly mumbles. "We.. We thought you where raping someone... We came to help..."
Sakura giggles as she takes hold of Naruto's arms. "Come Naru-kun lets leave these perverts alone."
Naruto nods his head as his eyes roll in the back of his head. "Its a strange world."
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"Naruto-kun... I'm going to kill you." Sakura says one day as she enters the apparement her fist clenched tightly.
"What, What I do." Naruto says as he raises his head from the fridge.
"You got me pregenate." Sakura shouts out.
Naruto nods his head. "Cool... and you broke my hip. Anyhow we've got more pressing issues." Naruto says pointing to the copy of Icha Icha paradice.
"Cool What the fuck kinda response is that this is all your fault." Sakura says as she huffs into the room her eyes scanning to the copy of Icha Icha Aggressive Tactics.
Sakura almost immediatly notices the couple on the front of the book and like lighting is out the door.
"Wait Sakura-chan. I've got a better Idea than beating the shit out of Ero-sennin." Naruto says stoping Sakura before she leaves.
"WHAT" Sakura says even more ticked off.
Naruto pulls out another book. "Beat him at his own game. I call it. Icha Icha Vengance."
Sakura turns her face full ove evil slowly shaking her head. "Huh... No.. No you didn't."
Naruto nods. "Amazing what a couple dozen bottles of Sake will do to the great sannins."
Sakura and Naruto chuckle in a deep evil manor even the Kyuubi seems to chuckle.
Sakura grins. "Next we must get revenge on Sasuke Kay Naru-kun."
Naruto nods as he pulls out another book. "Already ahead of you dear. Its called Icha Icha for girls. Snakes Dreams. Did you know Sauske figure out how to impregenate guys"
Sakura shakes her head in horror. "Your joking... Kami-sama help us all."
Naruto shakes his head with a sigh. "... I need to watch my back..."
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(... RANDOM... Anyhow this was just something for laughs... Think of it as off the stage stuff something funny. Well I'm outta here for now Gotta work.)