You Know You Want To Read This

by Ranekaera

Pokebashing to the max! HACK JOB exclusives, because I feel like bashing anime. Why? Because it's funny!WARNING: Has no plot that I know of, and no sense. Randomness all the way! PLEASE R&R! UPDATED! THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FIC. CH 9 IS UP!

2. Mew is too cute

Hey, RANDOMNESS ROCKS. PLEASE REVIEW OR THE AUTHOR WILL SIC HER SANITY SUCKING PENGUINS OF DOOM ON YOU1

Author: Too right I will

Readers: Oh, please nooo!

Authior: review or I swear I'll do it!

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Mew floated along in it;'s perfect pink bubble, preening its fur and glorying in the beaty of the world as if it had never seen it before.

"Mew?" it squeaked. It was looking at a Quagmire.

"Quag!" it croaked.

"Mew!" the little pink kitten laughed like a deranged chipmunk and it scared Quagmire off.

Then, it caught sight of its reflection in the water.

It was so disgustingly cute that its head imploded.

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Review... (holds hand tauntingly above a penguin kennel)