You Know You Want To Read This

by Ranekaera

Pokebashing to the max! HACK JOB exclusives, because I feel like bashing anime. Why? Because it's funny!WARNING: Has no plot that I know of, and no sense. Randomness all the way! PLEASE R&R! UPDATED! THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FIC. CH 9 IS UP!

5. Psychic doomy powers!

OK, I admit, this is me on 0 sleep. Enjoy and please review

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mew was trying to reason with its bigger, meaner clone, but Mewtwow asn't hearing any of it. He aimed another shadow ball at the tiny pokemon's head. Mew dodged.

"Get him, Mew!" yelled some whiny scrawny red haired girl on the sidelines.

Mew, however, used his secret weapon; the Psybeam of Cuteness.

Mewtwo fell out of the air, shielding his eyes.

"No!!! Too... cute... can't... resist..." Mewtwo groaned.

Mew giggled and aimed a shadow ball of his own, but Mewtwo negated it and used his own secret weapon.

He destroyed the world!!!!!!!

"Noooo!"

"Noooo!"

"Meeeew!"

Mewtwo: (laughs diabolically)

Misty: Um... if Mewtwo destroyed the world, why are we still here?

Author: Enough with your pseudo-psycho babble!!! (erases her from story)

Mew: (blows it all away) Ah well, this chapter sucked anyway. Wanna go grab a soda, Mewtwo?:

Mewtwo: (looks around) Where?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

PLEASE REVIEW