Hey, just updating this cause I don't do it enough. I'm actually a bit disappointed. No one's been reviewing lately. PLEASE DO SO!
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Mew: Ah well. This chapter sucked anyway. Wanna grab a soda Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: (looks around) Where?
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Mew: (shrugs) I dunno
Author (draws in a third pokemon, a shadow Lugia, because she lieks morbid random violence
ShadoLugia: (eats Mew)
Mewtwo: (is in shock) Um... thanks. He was really annoying
ShadowLugia: I will eat you as well, because I am heartless. You will never Purify me!
Mewtwo: (purifies Lugia)
Lugia: Ok... I guess you can. (shrugs and regurgitats Mew)
Mew: You ate me!!!!
Lugia: What are we doing in the middle of nowhere anyway? Did you REALLY have to destroy the world, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yes. Yes I did.
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Later...
Lugia: (sits on the ground lapping bad coffee from a mug that appeared out of nowhere) So what are we waiting for?
Mewtwo: (munches on some pokesnacks and lounges around) Dunno. The lazy-ass author to grab a pencil or pen and draw some scenery so we can do something
Author: (erases one of Mewtwo's eyes in retaliation) Take that lazy quip back! I just didn't have any ideas for this chapter!
Mewtwo (drops bag of munchies and runs around) I'm blind ! I'm blind! Ahhh!!!!
Author: (laughs)
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Ok, it was random, but I really didn't have any ideas