Randomness knows no bounds. Actually, I just bought the mystery dungeon, red rescue game, and pokemon leaf green and it's so much harder than the original versions of pokemon... catch rates are different, so on and so forth... anyway, Just thought I'd make a chapter out of it
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Author: Come ON!!! (fingers stab button until fingers die)
Game: (plays annoying, battle music) Dragonair used HYPER BEAM! It has no effect on foe Dragonite! Foe Dragonite used SLAM! Dragonair receives 1,000,000,000 points damage!
Author: Damn it, damn, it damn it!!!!!!!!!!! Why?? Whyy?????? (saves, shuts game off and sobs) "I just can't win!
(switches games, opts for red rescue team instead) (is ready to face Zapdos on Mt Thunder with Pikachu, Charmander and Magnemite)
Author: (skips all the annoyingly slow adds that don;t go by fast enough)
(Author, playing as Pikachu named Saoirse, approaches Zapdos, with charmander and Magnemite to back her up. Zapdos doesn;t attack until I make a move. Pikachui takes one step forward, expecting her friends to help her kick Zapdos's feathery butt. Magnemite and charmander let Pikachu die.)
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Zapdos: OWNED!!!!!
ALL GOES BLACK
Author: WHHHHHYYYY?????? IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, WHYY???????
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Hhahahah please review