Hey, I read an interesting article on Bulbapedia yesterday and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! whatever they may be.
Anyways, on that interesting article- anime physics. Ever wonder how Ash managed to throw Mewtwo, singelhandedly, into the Purity stream, when he weighs around 270 pounds? Anime doesn't give a shit- as long as the storyline continues. So I am here to poke fun at it (no pun intended).
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Ash was traveling the Orange Islands with Brock and Tracey Sketchit. On the way, they found a string of islands, and on that string of islands were enormous balls of fruit. Preying on all that fruit was an enormous Snorlax.
"I'm gonna catch it!" Ash exclaimed.
He threw the tiny pokeball at it and Snorlax disappeared in a flash of red energy. It was caught.
While Ash did his retarded Happy Dance with Pikachu, Brock decided it was no use trying to get a girl and decided to go with Tracey instead.
"Ash, help me!! Brock's gone crazy!" he cried.
"No beautiful girl will ever love me!!!" Brock cried, tears pouring from his closed eyes.
Suddenly, Snorlax escaped from his pokeball and body slammed the lot of them.
Pikachu watched curiously. Snorlax got up and it asked it a question.
Did you hurt them?
Snorlax shook it's head on it's nonexistent neck.
However, Ash, Brock and Misty were horribly mangled.
"Who would have thought?" asked Pikachu, somewhat interestedly.
Snorlax shrugged.
"The animators must have turned Anime Physics off. Ah well. Want some fruit?"
"Do I ever!"
Pikachu and Snorlax gorged on fruit.
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