Oh well, what the heck! Let's get started.
Akane was the first to recover form the shock after all Ranma was still having trouble digesting the thought of sleeping with Happosai. "What the heck are you talking about old man?" Akane asked cocking her eyebrows.
"Just asking a friend to help relieve my horny self" happosai winked.
Ranma was now fuming with anger. He snatched the old wretch up by the collar so that they were now face to face.
"ever try an threaten me again and I will kill you" Ranma snarled. But Happosai seemed to have his calm well under control. He just said, "so you are ready to sacrifice Akane?"
"What do you mean?" the girl Ranma sneered.
"I just told you" happosai said, the smirk never leaving his face. "Either you sleep with me or let Akane face my wrath"
"Oh really! What will you do any way?" Ranma let out a sarcastic laugh.
Happosai carefully took out a bottle from his hand. It contained pure water.
"See this, cutie?" happosai said. "This is water from the spring of drowned man. If you don't do what I said I will pour this on Akane." Happosai finished with a smile of satisfaction.
"What makes you think I will sleep with a hag like you for the tomboy? Ranma barked. "She is like a guy anyway!" But just as he was about to say some more or more like give the wretch a part of his mind, Happosai suddenly spotted a girl trying out a bikini at one of the shop windows and jumped out of Ranma's grasp yelling out a " ponder on my words" to the two teenagers as he pushed his way through the crowd in the park towards the sacred shop.
Akane stood there in silence as she watched Happosai depart. Ranma quickly turned into a boy by pouring the hot water that he now carried with him all the time in thermos flax.
"Oi, Akane!" lets go home."
Akane looked at him. Her eyes were cold. As Ranma opened his mouth to say some thing else Akane slapped him hard on the face leaving a mark on his cheek and then ran.
Awryt……that's it:)