This is still the sequel to Anything is Possible in the Mall, and I still don't own the Twilight series, and I am still depressed over the latter.
This is for Mrs. Edward Anthony Mas Cullen, who came up with the idea to send them to Disney. I forgot to give her credit for her stroke of brilliance, so here's to her!
OhMyCarlisle! 19 reviews for the first chapter! Holy baloney! You guys rock! I am in shock! Really, my mouth is open and I am having a little difficulty closing it.
"Alice, you wanted to get Bella a hotel room in…in, Disney?"
APOV
"Guys, come on, we haven't been here since the sixties! How cool do you think Bella will feel when she wakes up in the freaking happiest place on earth? Huh? Huh?" I was hyper talking and raised my eyebrows repeatedly at the last part. Edward was a tad creeped out, but agreed nonetheless.
Carlisle looked around nervously "I guess…this could be fun…ish"
"GAWD CARLI! FUN- ISH? Really, we are in D-I-S-N-E-Y W-O-R-L-D! How much better can it get?" Emmett was obviously taking my fathers words to heart. We all grabbed some of the abundance in the car (hoping it fit us) and headed off to check in. I decided the Polynesian Resort would be best. Who doesn't love beaches and palm trees?
We walked in to find a huge fountain in the middle. Off to one side was a long counter-like desk with people behind it, checking other guests in. I walked over; gesturing my family to stay put. Rosalie looked a tiny bit angry with me making her stay, but obeyed anyway.
Hmm, if she obeys that command, I wonder what else I can make her do? Hmm, so many things on just that one ride. Space Mountain here we come…
Anyway, I walked over to the counter, and the cashier/check in dude went wide-eyed and stiff. He spoke in little clips & was really annoying.
"Yes- Miss-. Right- Away- Miss-" I looked at his name tag
"Uh…Chuck? Are you okay? I mean, you have some sort of disorder or anything right? Is there a reason why you are twitching like that? I don't think that's a normal position for you arm to be in…" I was starting to get worried, he wasn't like this to the other people, was he?
He shook his head vigorously, like some bad comedy movie, the returned to normal, "Sorry. Did you make a reservation Miss?"
"A reservation? Oh…Dang…I'm sorry. I must have forgotten, do you think you could help me out…please?" I used my sweet, flirty voice. I winked to top it off. I heard Jazz growl behind me, but he will have to deal with it.
"Uhm, of course. I can help you with anything, anytime" Eww, Chuck was a bad flirter. I wonder what Jasper has planned for his death, I mean, uhm…well lets face it. This dude was not going to live very long if he keeps trying to hit on me.
"Uhh, what's the biggest room you have? And whatever it is, can we have it?" Chuck nodded and winked. I think I might gag. Carl was smoother than this freak. Heck, Gertrude was smoother than this freak. "Fine, uhm, can we have the room key?" He nodded again, and I 'handed' him my credit card. Okay, that's a lie. I kind of threw it at him, but the gash under his eye will heal sooner or later.
He held in his hand the room key, as he led us up four flights of stairs. He tried to carry all our bags at once (obviously trying to impress us) but ended up falling down two flights in the process. Emmett and Edward ended up bringing our luggage.
Chuck was trying to open the door to our suite, but was not really succeeding. Really, who needs 15 minutes to open a door? Not Chuck, it takes him longer!
"You know what Chuck, why don't I take it from here?" Chuck turned around from the door, red in the face and out of breath.
"Yah, sure, here's the key" He regained his breath and started to hand me the key. I went to go grab it, when he grabbed my hand. He started to kiss my hand, repeatedly. Bella started laughing hysterically.
"EWWWW! Geek slobber! Alice we are going to have to sterilize your hand!" Okay, Bella better get some sleep, because no one says Geek Slobber of they are thinking clearly. This guy was s till kissing my hand, and I was really surprised Jasper hasn't torn his head off yet.
"Uhm, excuse me…CHUCK! GETT YOUR SLIMY MOUTH OFF ME BEFORE I GET MY HUSBAND TO REMOVE YOU FOR ME!" HIS EYES WIDENED
"Husband? Oh, well, then…uhm, I gotta go!" He took of like a bat out of hell. And hopefully that would be the last we see of chuck. Eww, I might really need to sanitize my hand. Yah, stick my hand in a pot of boiling water, I'd be fine.
"OOOO! Alice has got an admirer!"
"Shut up Emmett!" Well, Emmett didn't shut up, in fact he went on to sing 'secret lovers' over and over again at the top of his lungs until Jasper went and beat the vampire crap out of him.
"So what do we do no- zzzzzzzzzzzzz" Bella fell asleep as soon as she sat on the bed. She started snoring...wait, Edward never she snored.
"She doesn't…that's what worries me" Okay, that's awkward. But now it got even more awkward, she started to do her infamous sleep talking!
"Oh, Eddie, lets go…and…buy…some…melons" Okay, she was talking like a drunk stripper. Now I know what happens to humans if you deprive them of sleep. They go loony and start to talk about melons…I think we may need to dispose of the ones in the car…
"Eddie, where are my melons? I need my melons!" Bella grabbed a throw pillow next to her and started to hug it dearly singing "Melons, Melons, everywhere, Melons, melons, they're not pears!"
"Edward, your girlfriends lost it, I think we may need to call a shrink."
"Well, sorry, but Bella is sleep deprived and is … okay, I don't really know what she is doing, but I am sure she is just, uhm...she's just resting?" I couldn't help but laugh at Edward, this was just too funny!
"Well, what are we going to do in the mean time? I mean, she probably won't wake up until…well its about three right now…and" I saw her waking up at "She wont get up until eight tomorrow. What are we going to do"
Emmett looked like he was trying t figure out a really hard math problem, which wouldn't really be happening because half the time Emmett didn't understand addition. For a guy who has excelled medical school at least twice, he was pretty stupid sometimes.(no offense to Emmett of course, but someone has to be the stupid one. Sadly it is usually me…)
Esme looked a little bored. " Guys, settle down, why don't we wait to do stuff until tomorrow?"
"Yah, I'm getting a little tired. AHHHHHH" (I tired to make a yawning noise so bear with me please!)
"Emmett! Give it up! We all know you cant be tired!"
"Yah, but I sure can try!"
"Uhh, tomorrow's going to be a rough day…"
Review please! I would like to know what you think!
Another short-is one, sorry. It will hopefully get longer!
Sorry if this isn't exactly what Disney is like. I haven't been there since I was seven, so give me a break, please ;)
Just so you know, they are in the Florida Disney, not the California one.