This is still the sequel to Anything is Possible in the Mall, and I still don't own the Twilight series, and I am still depressed over the latter. Sorry in advance for any mistakes in grammar, spelling, and everything else. I am under some pressure here...

"Actually Rose, I had something else in mind…"

APOV

"And what did you have in mind, Jazzy?" She shot my husband death glares, really; DAGGERS!

"Well, first off, it will help your hair…situation, sort of. I don't think anything could fix that hair, I am sorry, but would you rather me lie? You know lying is bad"

"Now that you are done playing Dr. Phil, can you give me a dare before I combust?"

"Don't be so hasty Rosalie, if I wanted to be Dr. Phil I would go all out and buy the balding wig and the cheesy mustache!"

"Just hurry it up already!"

"Fine, uhm, Rosalie, You know where the sword in the stone is, right."

"That stupid stick jutting out of the pebble?"

"Yes Rosy, 'the stupid stick jutting out of the pebble'. I dare you to remove it from the rock, then go around and try to get someone to dub you King Arthur. But you have to be dressed as a medieval lad."

"Lad?"

"Yes, a lad, do you wanna be an old man?"

Everyone started to laugh, hard. Carlisle even let out a not so subtle "BURN!"

"JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!"

"Again with the whisper-yelling…" Jazzy shook his head and rolled his eyes at the same time, causing a laugh from Emmett. Rosalie was not happy and whacked Emmie across the stomach, hard.

"Jasper, you are going to get it once I am done!"

"Nu-uh! NO DARES BACK!" He chuckled. Wait, he chuckled? YES! Finally someone in this family has a manly chuckle! And it isn't Rose this time! (AN: Sorry I'm really mean. NOT!)

"Fine, but I will not enjoy this!"

We slowly walked, to Emmett's glee, toward the monorail. Do you know what it smells like in there? It smells like cat pee. I am totally serious. Carlisle tried to tell me that it was 'cleaning supplies', but it was pretty obvious that the scrubbed this place down with a pissing cat.

We walked out, to Emmett's depression, he desperately needed the monorail. "I miss the tingle." Wow, Emmett, all I can say is wow.

Bella had me walk behind with her while we made our way to a shop, apparently selling costumes. I did NOT enjoy seeing the Tinker Bell costumes. And I positively hated having Emmett buy it for me, saying that Jasper will thank him later.

"Wow, Rose, I think this is a outfit you want to keep! I mean, the tights are so you! Not to mention the tunic shirt, and the leather belt, you are working that leather belt honey! And the hat with the feather is just to diiiiiiie for!"

"Carlisle, just admit it, it's a hideous outfit. No need for sucking up. And I highly doubt this is a figure of speech from where-the-heck-istan."

"Fine. What ever you say, I was just trying to make it better."

"Well it didn't work, I am still here in this hideous excuse for an outfit. The only good thing is this hat, it sorta hides my hair." She touched her head, and pouted. She had tried, but she couldn't find any dye to fix her hair. "Emmett! Stop staring at me like that! Can we just get in line, I want to get this over with as soon as possible."

We were going to walk over, when Bella held me back. "What the heck?"

"Calm down Bella, just watch. I pointed over to the line for the sword. A bunch of people were trying to prove their strength, or lack there of, and tried to remove the sword. Toward the middle of the line you could see Rosalie shaking back in forth holding herself tightly in here tights and funky shoes.. Emmett and Esme were trying to calm her down, and Edward, Jasper, and Carlisle were trying to contain their laughter. It wasn't working so they developed some sort of system. One of them would hide behind the other two, who would be acting like a human wall, to laugh his butt off, then they would switch. It looked kinda liked a badly choreographed music video….

"Oh, wow, that's uhm, not inconspicuous at all…yah." Bella was trying to keep a straight face; it wasn't working so well. She burst out laughing.

"Bella, calm it down, you don't want a repeat of what happened last time you laughed to hard." She immediately stopped giggling and walked slowly over to Edward, obviously not wanting to get spit on again.

Rose was nearing the front of the line. We all new she would be able to remove the sword, even though the body builders and brick layers and ditch diggers couldn't.

She finally got up to the front, and got laughs and whistles from the crowd. One guy even tried to grab her butt, but Emmett came and gave him a black eye, and Carlisle said he had the 'wrong grabbing technique'.

Emmett was sick of the whistles, so he went up to the front, and yelled "If any of you have a problem with my WIFE, than you will have to deal with me! Got that?"

One of the brave guys, an obvious body builder, cam forward. "Hey, I could take you!"

"Wanna bet?" Emmett stepped closer and towered at least five inches over this guy. They 'brave one' squealed like a scared piglet and ran. So much for bravery.

Rosalie went over and easily grabbed the sword. Everyone was in shock. "AH-HAH! I AM NOW RULER!" She ran over to a random guy, "Can you dub me king Arthur?" He didn't answer so she ran around, begging on her knees, while Edward and Jasper did that bad choreographed laughing thing,

She was in the middle of a circular mob when out of no where, a man dressed a bright tangerine-orange jumpsuit and an electric blue cape with the letters OM on his chest, runs into the middle.

"Have no fear! Obnoxious Man is here! How Can I 'elp you ma'am?" He said the last part in a cheesy fake southern accent. It was pretty clear he had a Boston accent. He lifted his right hand into a fist above his head, and had his left on his hip, like a cliché super hero.

Rosalie looked annoyed and creeped out. "Alice, why didn't you tell me this?" Let me tell you, whisper-yelling at vampspeed isn't any better than normal whisper-yelling.

"Uhm, Obnoxious Man? What the heck are you doing?"

"Obnoxious Man is here to save you!"

"From what? I don't think I need to be saved…yuppie, I don't."

"Yes you do, you need to be saved from…uhm, saved from this…sword!" He grabbed the sword from Rosalie's hand and started attacking her with it.

"SEE! It's violent! You need saving! This sword could cause some serious damage! Obnoxious man has to save the pretty damsel in distress!"

"Dude! Dudedudedude! Stop it! Put the sword down!" Rosalie grabbed the sword from him, and gave him a 'now-young-man-stop-what-you-are-doing-before-I-have-to-get-fiesty' look. He cringed like a child. "And why do you talk in third person, its really creepy"

"Obnoxious Man doesn't know what the pretty damsel is talking about!" He got on one knee and stared at Rose, looking like he was going to propose, but instead. "Would thou pretty damsel, like Obnoxious Man to take her out sometime?"

She laughed, and his expression turned into a creepy 'I-am-going-to-stalk-you-till-the-day-I-die' way. Jasper was laughing hysterically behind Edward and Carlisle. He was 'not helping' the situation.

"Hey, can you take this sword and tap me on the shoulder and yell 'I dub you King Arthur'? Please, it's a dare that I kind of have to finish soon."

"Sure, whatever you say." This super-freak grabbed the sword. This was not a good idea considering he was girl drunk from Rosalie and all her glory. He picked up the sharp, dangerous object and, well being intoxicated like that, accidentally swung it around and whacked someone in the side. She screamed, and someone yelled to get paramedics. I personally think they shouldn't have cared. The deep bleeding gash will heal, right?

Obnoxious Man finally regained balance and slowly brought down the sword on a kneeling Rosalie's shoulder. "I Obnoxious Man, super hero god of all things obnoxious, dub thee, pretty damsel of all things pretty and damsely, King Arthur, King of All things Arthur-ish, because thou hast slain the accursed rock and removed the beloved and divine sword!"

"Uhm, yah, Obnoxious Man, yah thanks…EMMETT! REMOVE HIM!"

Emmett walked over and towered over the 'super hero', causing him to run from the sight of my brother.

Rosalie didn't look too happy when she strutted over to us. "You guys, that was torture. That kid is going to follow me around! I may need a restraining order!"

I couldn't help but laugh, this was too funny.

"How funny do you think it is Alice"

Oh Dang…I have done it now.

Review please! I would like to know what you think!

Thanks to sistergrimm2 & my bestiest buddy Regan! Both of whom have helped a ton with this chapter.

Oh Well. I hoped you liked it. I personally think this chapter should be burned, but you can always prove me wrong!

Review. Please. Regan says I'm desperate?

PS: If you can take one guess as to Obnoxious Man's real identity, I would like to know who you think he is. If you guess right I will give a sneak peak of the next chapter. And not just a line or two, at least a few paragraphs. A pretty hefty chunk if you ask me.

Hint: I have mentioned him before, in Anything is Possible in the Mall, and he has no clue that I was talking about him.

Have any dares for Emmett? ( I know that he isnt who is being dared)