This is still the sequel to Anything is Possible in the Mall. Stephenie Meyer owns these awesome people; I just love to put them through childish games like Truth or Dare. Sorry in advance for any mistakes in grammar, spelling, and everything else. I am not perfect, or even remotely close, so please bear with me.

P.S. I am using a significant writing tool, you may know as chronic loopieness. It is usually a side effect of not sleeping for the past 36 or more hours, having lots of candy (so much the lady at the checkout counter gives you the 'wow-this-chick-is-crazy" look) and lots of soda! Let the loopieness feed the hilarity!

Oh Dang…I have done it now.

APOV

"What do I have to do Rose" I internally cringed, this wasn't going to end well.

"Well, Alice, I am not sure yet. Emmett, what should I make Alice do?" Emmett came over and whispered something so low in Rosalie's ear that no one could hear. Rosalie got a devilish grin on her face.
"Hey, Alice, do you remember that brief stretch of time in the 60's."

My eyes widened. She wouldn't, would she? Jasper also figured out what she was talking about, it was a dark time for him.

"Rosalie, you...you wouldn't do that to Alice. That's cruel!"

"No Jasper, cruel was when I was kneeling before that freak, Annoying Lad or whatever his name was."

The others figured out what we were talking about, mostly because Edward told them. They were doing that laughing thing. They would make a wall, and then someone would go in the back to laugh like crazy. Well, they are going to rue that move once I'm done.

Bella was the only one who didn't know, and I am glad she did. That makes one less person to make fun of me. It was a bad choice! People make mistakes! "

"Well Alice" Ugh, Rose loved telling this story. She only did it to spite me. "You know that time, yah 1962, remember your gay streak?" Bella's mouth dropped open, and Emmett took it upon himself to slam it shut, harder than necessary. Next thing you hear WHACK! Followed by "OWW EDDIE! WHAT THE FUDGE"

"Yah Alice, go around promoting your gay pride."

"Rosalie Lillian Hale Cullen, you have got to be kidding me. I-I-I g-gave it up!"

"Sure you did Al, we can just come up with another explanation for Jasper about that night in Seattle."

"ALICE!"

"Jazz! I swear, it's not true! Rosalie just being a butt head!"

"But head? Real mature Alice. You still have to do it, you know. Do you think you can get a following to support the cause too?"

"Rose, I hate you with a burning passion."

"The feeling's mutual sis!" I walked around, gestured that I would be right back, than went into a nearby store, and searched for the uniform, they gays uniform, a white T-shirt. After that...well...I am so not coming to Disney with Rose ever again.

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I had just got back from the copy machine. YES! I did find a copy machine to help with my 'quest'. I also found giant cardboard, and then I bought markers, to make a sign, like those people on the streets wear. I wrote in big letters on the sign "WE ARE NOT WEIRD! GAYS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!"

I passed out flyers with rainbows and funky pictures, and every so often I would spin around saying "GAYS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!"

I was doing just that when I bumped into a weirdly familiar old lady…

"GERTRUDE!" the old lady looked around…searching.

"Are you talking to me?" Her voice was…so familiar; it was starting to scare me. How could this not be Gertrude?

"Yah, I can't believe we found you, I thought you died or something at the mall!"

"Gertrude? You mean my mother?" Wait, this lady had to be at least eighty, that meant Gertrude was…oh wow.

"OH! Well, my name is Ali-"

"OH dearie! Aren't you just the cutest little thing?!" She went up in pinched my cheek, but I think she may have broken a hip in the process, because she shrieked after touching me. "Oww!" she rubbed her side and was searching in her dress for…a life alert necklace? She pressed the button and a really loud alarm went off, the kind that happens when prisoners escape or lock downs happen.

"Anything I can do before the gorgeous men in the white coats take me away dearie?"

"Uh yah! Can you yell you support gay people?"

"You're gay!"

"No-I'm NO-" I didn't have time to stop her, she …she threw herself at me. I…I think I may need to soak my face in hand sanitizer! Old ladies are NOT supposed to jump on people and start making out with them like that! Even if they are under the impression that they are gay!

She got hauled away by some unnaturally buff men in freakishly white coats trying to fight them to get back to me. It was really creepy. I may need years, no decades of therapy for this moment…

I turned to my 'family'. Family is a very loose term for people who live with you, but don't necessarily care for you if you are being lip molested by an old lady, or you are 'not talking enough….

"How funny do you find this Emmett?" All you could hear through the dead silence was an abnormally loud gulp.

If you are gay, or no anyone who is, don't be offended! I don't mean to make fun of people.

Review please! I want to know if you agree that this piece of writing needs some help.

Just in case you care, Obnoxious Man was based on my interpretation of a good friend, David Manzo. Okay, he isn't that good of a friend, but this super hero fits him perfectly.

Okay, this one really sucked, and it was really short, but please review anyway

Dares for Jasper anyone?