okay... 22 of you reviewed and i am thrilled! trust me! i love it when people do that! i'll try to acknowledge you all
fififolle - thank you and yes, the noobs will share their minds
Lorency - lol, just an idea!
Original Max A - i shall keep it up! this is fun!
BeachchickJASSNL - caldwell eh?
GL12 - that sounds like a great idea! watch for it!
anym. - glad to hear you're better! and enjoy!
LtCol Carter - Carson now!
SilverRider- i know, bottle was huge!
TheNaggingCube - great comebacks Weir!
Knightgirl4Jack- and I kept my promise, yes?
Christieanne-Anna- thank you for your kind words!
Drakcir - ah! i write, i write! down... down... good puppy! ;)
Devil theory - perhaps... LOL!
Queen Tigeress - i am continuing... see! lol
Spice9 - i will... i will.. lol
nightpheonix - i figured as much...
The Mythical Pen - i know! everyone get into the bunkers!
Vecturist - me too... seeing as Joe Flanagan DOES skateboard... that would be funny.
Allie - they be coming in a bit, i swear!
highonscifi - very close title, but not quite it... but here it is!
stevewraith - lol, all of them! instant chaos! HAHA! i'm done... really...
Erikstrulove - and here i am again at insistance from you and others!
phew... i hope that's 22... (recounts) yup, all 22 of you. if you want to join the list, PLEASE REVIEW!
and now... for the next installment of HHGTTPG, chapter 4!
A long way away, well, not so far, but far enough way away a doctor sat and idly read his email. His email usually consisted of the odds and ends of the human body and what was wrong with it. Little complaints here and there about a kidney acting up or sweaty skin. Sometimes he even received interesting "HELP ME!" emails from one Rodney McKay, but not today.
Today had been boring. Simply put – boring. No one had gotten hurt, not even remotely burned. Not that Beckett wanted people to get hurt, but it sure did make his job easier. Without anything to do, the scientists could attack him with an earful about some Ancient device they couldn't get Sheppard to work on. He sighed.
"Incoming!" yelled his computer. Carson raised his eyebrow. That usually meant an email had just come in. So he dared check it.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy for Leaders
The Civilian Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy
Fw: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy
umm… hi… again
"Well well well," Carson tutted. It seemed he had a small revolution on his hands. All the Hitchhiker's Guides were from various people, but all these people happened to be on the senior staff of the city.
Opening each one slowly, he read them, had a laugh and continued on. John, Rodney, and Elizabeth – what rascals! Suddenly, a few ideas started forming in his under-indulged mind that begged to be put down on paper.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy for Medical Doctors
1. Never EVER do house calls unless absolutely necessary!
... a. This will probably result in your capture or some other bad luck.
... b. Rodney McKay is not considered "absolutely necessary" no matter how many times he threatens you. Ignore him.
2. Learn to ignore insistent patients.
... a. Trust me; it's the best thing you'll EVER learn.
... b. And you'll be thankful I told you.
3. Always carry your medical case with you, in and out of Atlantis.
... a. Things have a tendency of going wrong either that or someone just wants attention.
... b. Besides, the quicker you heal the patient, the quicker you can get them out of your hair.
... c. And if you find them disobeying medical orders, you can threaten them with the biggest needle in your kit!
4. "What can go wrong will go wrong."
... a. While here abide by that law with all your heart.
... b. It has a special tendency of coming true.
5. If you have a strong natural gene, don't let the scientists take you away from your work.
... a. Be warned: they will abduct you. It happens to everyone.
... b. In fact, if there are some of you out there, could you take my place for a bit?
6. NEVER allow a desperate person (or half-person) near a supply of half tested (or never tested) medicine.
... a. It will undoubtedly be bad for you and your team.
... b. Need examples? Ask Colonel Sheppard about Ford and the Wraith-girl.
Ack, he could never remember her name although he distinctly remembered what happened. Perhaps her name had gotten lost in melee. Anyway, he needed one more brilliant one to top it all off.
7. Whatever you may think as a doctor, a sidearm is a good thing to have.
... a. Yes, do save lives as often as possible, but when it comes down between you and a Wraith – shoot the damn Wraith.
... b. We're at the one place where in a medical situation you'd probably need a weapon to keep yourself from being killed. At home.
Carson smiled and vaguely wondered when this got shipped to Ronon, if he would catch on. He knew that the whole base would end up seeing it including all the newbies from Earth.
Maybe the good Chief Medical Officer had scared them into submission. It was a thought…
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