This is still the sequel to Anything is Possible in the Mall. The great, almighty Stpehenie Meyer owns these awesome 'characters' (loose term). Sorry for any mistakes…hey, we're human (well, most of us) and we all make mistakes. Just in case you want to know, I write in words like 'wanna', and 'yah', because I am writing how I think Alice would think, and how her family would talk.

Thanks so much you guys for sticking with me through my bad 'i-suck-at-writing' phase. I hope i can make it up to you! I am just glad you dont hate me enough to keep reading after my little 'hiatus'. Sorry again!

This one is for Jack C, David M, and Regan, who have all helped me with this chapter. Jack, who said most of the things Obnoxious Man said, David, who unknowingly acted out all those things for me to model OM off of, and Regan, who was with me the whole time laughing our butts off.

&& for Flufferbunny37 who reviewed every single chapter in a matter of...what, 20 minutes? you rock!

"What do you think Emmett?"

"Perfect…"

APOV

I hope Emmett wont be too mean to Jasper…awe, who am I kidding, this is Emmett I'm talking about.

We were still sitting in that monorail car, Edward and Emmett and Jasper and Bella were arguing on "what were appropriate things to have as long term projects". I think I was the only one who noticed that Carlisle and Esme, along with Rosalie, were missing. It was the imbecile triplets plus Bella and I, alone, in a small, cramped monorail car. Isn't life great?

"So Jazzy, we have to make a quick pit stop- "

"Emmett! We are NOT stopping for anymore bathroom breaks! Three times in the last five minutes is ENOUGH!"

"No, it's not a bathroom break this time! I need to get a… 'prop' for Jasper's dare"

"Uhh, Fine." The monorail pulled to a stop in Epcot…and right outside the door were Carlisle and Esme, in a certain

'embrace' that kids should never ever see their parents in…ever!

"Ohh, uhm, Hi guys! Did you …miss us?" Esme had on a sheepish grin, like a kid getting caught taking his eighth or ninth cookie from the cookie jar.

"Oh, no…I didn't notice you were gone…"

"Great then! How, did you…dare go Emmett?" Carlisle was totally oblivious to my sarcastic edge as we stepped out of the monorail, and Emmett fake teared at leaving his sanctuary.

"Emmett, stop acting like you are on a bad soap opera!"

"You're just mad you didn't get casted!"

"Emmett, there is no soap opera!"

"Sure Jazz…keep telling yourself that… make it so your feelings don't get hurt…"

"God Emmett, sometimes you truly amaze me"

"I know, that's why I am the main character in that soap opera you were so jealous of"

"…"

"Guys! Will you please stop, come one! Emmett, you haven't even given Jasper his dare! Can we please move on! I

want to get to my turn!! SERIOUSLY, COME OOOOOONNNNNNN!"

"Carlisle, please! And I mean PLEASE! Don't ever use that unearthly high-pitched tone again…It was a little scary…"

"OKAY! Emmett, my dare?"

"Just wait one minute!" Emmett ran into an old colonial looking store, and ran back fifteen seconds later with a bag he handed to Jasper. "Jazzykinz, you have to go around wearing this, and cheering for everything that goes on around you! But, make it really, really girly. I know you can…I saw that time, well those times, when you and Alice went to the mall and you returned a little less manly"

"Emmett, you expect me to actually open this?" He looked at the bag, which was in a huge knot.

"Jasper…Vampire strength ring a bell?"

"Oh, yah, duh!" Jasper ripped the bag open and pulled out a war like uniform…a Yankee uniform. "Emmett McCarty Cullen, you honestly expect me to where this? I mean, It's…it's an insult to me and all my confederate brothers!"

"Check the bag Jasper, there is more!" Jasper looked in the bag, and what he pulled out gave him an expression of pure terror. Pom Poms with mini union flags on the stings…and Jazz wasn't twitching yet, this was a good sign.

"Emmett, I…you…we…you can't do this to me! What would my fellow soldiers say? They…is…It would be treason!"

"Jasper, just do it, you know you want to get your skinny little but into that skinny little outfit."

"Emmett, you are-"

"JUST DO IT JASPER!"

"Fine…" Jasper went into the same store a man, and cam out a…sad excuse for a cheerleader. He was holding the pom poms limply at his sides.

"Perk up Jazz!"

"I HATE YOU EMMETT" Jasper was walking away while giving Emmett a not-so-nice hand gesture.

Jasper was passing some people when he broke out into cheer.

"U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! YOU UGLY!, yah, yah You ugly!" Now, this would have been a little less demeaning if Jasper didn't do cartwheels, kick his leg up higher then ever though possible, and end in a split.

This was, wow…Jasper may need some therapy, scratch that, LOTS of therapy after this. Just then he passed a kid (all of us were following him in a weird, stalking way) who had fallen down and gotten dirty.

"CHINESE" He pulled his eye corners up. "JAPANESE" He pulled the corners down. "HERCULES!" He made the 'flexi-muscle' move "DIRTY KNEES" he put his hands on his knees and squatted. "LOOK AT THESE!" He then put his hands over his non-existent chest. (I'm part Asian, don't be offended by the cheer)

They kid ran away screaming and crying, obviously scared by Jazz, who turned to us.

"Guys, I- I- Well, this surely explains why you made me shave my legs before we left honey."

"Jazz, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE!"

He was walking backwards, not paying attention, when he bumped into an orange and blue sweatsuit clad tiny man with letters on his chest. Obnoxious Man. (this time, he isn't in his super hero suit, but in regular clothes.)

"Did somebody or-" He looked down, and changed his stance. He was faced toward us, but now he was sideways.

"Did somebody order a hero?" As he said 'a hero' he turned his head toward us and moved his eyebrows up and down, repeatedly.

"uhm, no"

"Are you sure" he turned his away "no one ordered a hero?" He turned his head back, and did the same thing he did before.

"Kid, stop!"

"You wanna fight?"

"YAH! You wanna go tiny man?" I was worried, Jazzy could kill this kid with a flick of his wrist…why was he doing this?

"OH, Well then" He grabbed his clothes and pulled, I'm guessing he was planning on revealing his super suit, but then he looked down. "OH! DANG! I haven't thought it through this far!" He tried to cover what little he could of his exposed body, he 'accidentally' forgot the super suit today. He ran behind the nearest tree and leaned his head from behind it, so he was looking at us all.

"I will find someone to fight you!" He ran away, fighting to keep up his orange and blue boxer shorts.

"Give me a C, give me an A, give me an R, give me an L, give me and I, give me an- OH, you get the point…Carlisle, are you up for this?"

"I don't have a choice, do I?"

"Not really."

"Great."

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