A/N: Here's Chapter 15! YAY! OMG... Reno is definately up to something in this one. Tell me how you like it! And again, I placed a footnot at the bottom of this chapter for Bealtaine, for those who aren't familiar with it. In my opinion, Reno is Irish... XD Please Review! LOVE YA!!!

Disclaimer: This is so boring… How many times do I have to say it? I DON'T OWN IT!!!

Disasters

Chapter 15: Back To Havoc In Shinra Inc.

Tseng faced Rufus in his office, that evening. The president of Shinra inc, wasn't exactly pleased with Tseng. But he wasn't loathing his actions either.

"You know what a dilemma this is, don't you Tseng?"

Tseng swallowed hard.

"Yes, sir. I do..." Rufus was referring to his relations with Elena.

"I have noticed that you have gotten closer to Elena. A rumor has passed around that you had kissed her last night. Now, is that true?" His boss inquired. Damn! Nothing could be kept secret around here!

I'll kill him! Tseng cursed to Reno in his mind before answering. How was he supposed to answer that?!

"It is... President Shinra..."

"Have you told her how you felt?" Rufus asked, chewing on the end of one of his many pens. Tseng looked up, confused.

"No... I don't know how I could be so chicken to tell her..."

"You should then, before you lose your chance." Rufus said calmly. Again, Tseng was taken aback by his superior's advice. First Rufus was working with Reno and now he was handing out advice! Tseng had a sudden urge to ask, 'What happened to you, sir?!' But kept silent, instead nodding.

"I'll talk to her tomorrow, then you'll have your turn to set things straight. Because another rumor was spread that Elena was crying in the lounge this morning from that incident last night." Rufus said, setting his pen down.

I'll kill him, I swear!

"You're excused, Tseng. We will find out tomorrow how long Elena will be hospitalized." Rufus said, then returned to his paperwork.

Tseng walked out of Rufus' office and saw a blur of red race past him with a pink streamer. Tseng blinked as a roll of light green crepe paper flew his way and ducked, as it hit the widow with a 'thud' and bounced off, rolling on the floor. He looked at the light green roll of crepe paper intently, before he heard a call.

"Look out,yo! Yellow's coming!" Just then a yellow roll of the same paper was thrown his way, making Tseng duck again. He glanced around the hallway. It was covered in green, yellow and pink crepe paper, of the soft pastel colors for spring. And at the end of the hall stood Reno, smirking at his work.

"Reno! What the hell are you doing?!" The Turk commander yelled down the hall, while barrelling toward the insane, mischievous Turk.

"I'm decorating, yo! For Bealtaine!" Reno called back, tossing a lavender crepe streamer over the ceiling fan and letting it bounce and roll down the hallway behind Tseng.

"Reno, Bealtaine isn't until April 30! It's January!" Tseng strained not to wring his subordinates neck, at Reno's next remark.

"What's wrong with celebrating early? Besides, we just chucked Scarlet. So what's the harm in celebrating, yo? Don't you celebrate holidays?" Tseng clenched his fists.

"I do, but not in the same way, Reno."

"I don't see you celebrate any holidays, yo." The redhead pointed out.

"I do at home in my spare time and not during working hours!"

"What holidays do you celebrate, Tseng?" Reno asked. It was a simple question, bit Tseng was on the edge.

"None of your business!" He stalked down the hall to the elevator, kicking a green, yellow and pink roll of crepe paper on the way, only to find the elevator doors covered in the cursed decoration.

"Reno!"

Rude watched the hyperactive Turk run past Tseng, down the next hallway, trailing more of the same rolls of crepe paper, while the brooding Turk took a sip of Fruit Punch. Everyone was celebrating Scarlet's "disappearance" down on the lower floors and inside the lounge, so Reno was doing no different. He shrugged. Tseng gave him a look of "What the hell?!" as Rude took another sip of the cherry colored drink in a Styrofoam cup, then followed the crepe paper trail that Reno had made along the ceiling fans just a few minutes ago. Leaving his commander alone in the hallway. Tseng shook his head, deciding to take the stairwell down to his office and lock himself inside the rest of the night and let Rufus handle the unruly Turk. The plan worked for 5 minutes before there was an explosion that vibrated the entire building.

Tseng rolled his eyes, knowing Rufus would be on his case if he didn't check it out. Reno and Rude stood in the lab, watching a Fruit Punch rocket zoom around the room before exploding in the air and sending punch everywhere. Rude leaned against the wall, watching the devil child set off one rocket after another and sending them out into the hallway, while continuing to sip on his Fruit Punch. Reno was having a blast with his rockets, watching them explode and rattle the whole building, then took an empty soda bottle, filled it with punch, dumped a packet of Pop Rocks inside and sent it flying into the hall with the rest of the small rockets and waiting for the big bang. Reno was on the floor, doubled over in laughter, watching as Tseng had to dodge the Unruly Flying Object, before it exploded further down the hall and sent a huge explosion, rattling the building heavily with a flash of light and a miniature atom bomb explosion with a shock wave.

And a mushroom cloud to complete the said explosion. Rude watched the mushroom cloud rise and decipate, taking another sip of punch, then turning to a very hyperactive Reno and a very pissed off Tseng.

"RENO!!! What the hell are you doing?!" Reno was pulled out of his laughing fit before you could say "uncle" and clearing his throat before speaking.

"Launching test rockets, sir. To see if Rude and I could use them in a mission sometime, yo."

"With Pop Rocks and Fruit Punch?!"

"Doesn't get any better than that, yo." Reno responded, making another rocket.

"And the mushroom cloud?! I doubt Pop Rocks could do that alone." Tseng wasn't buying Reno's story.

"Oh, no. These Pop Rocks aren't for eating, sir. They're shattered fragments of materia I collected from the Shinra building during our mission." The redhead smirked, taking a handful of shattered Ice materia and dumping it in. Rude watcher Reno shake up the little rocket and let it fly around the room before it crystallized and exploded, creating a snowdrift in the laboratory. Tseng looked in Rude's direction, hoping for an explanation. The brooding Turk shrugged.

"Shinra technology at its finest."

Bealtaine: A Wiccan holiday, celebrated April 30th and the 1st of May in Ireland and Scotland as well as in the European Continent. In western tradition it is known as "May Day". There is a long history behind it, but it would take forever to describe it's origin.