A/N- And I continue my 'wonderful' story with another chapter. I hope you enjoy!
Mental Breakdown-
Edward POV-
"That stupid fur ball, I mean why does Bella even like it, she's supposed to eat it" I was cut off by Alice's laughter and I folded my arms across my chest, I had expected her to be supportive "What's so funny?" I demanded as Alice tried to stop her bouts of laughter. Taking a deep breathe she said "I'm sorry, it's just, you got attacked by a sheep, by your girlfriend's pet sheep. And you're jealous of it." Alice sighed "What is our existence coming to?" she asked and I got up, I didn't really know what to answer her question with, so I continued to argue with her "I'm not jealous of Bella's 'wittle baby'" I sneered "That stupid thing hates me! Why does she like it so much?" I began pacing and Alice's laughter started again, "Edward" –laugh- "What are we going to do with you, jealous of a sheep. Just try to stay with Bella at all times next time you go, so you won't be alone with 'that disastrous creature'" she mimicked my voice exactly and I stomped out of the room. Esme looked at me with concern and said "Edward what's wrong?" I glared at her and said "Must you all keep making me a fool over a stupid sheep, named Chops! Who frickin' names a sheep Chops?" I screamed as I read Esme's thoughts, Oh dear, I knew this would happen, Edward was always such a stable young man, it was obvious that he was going to crack someday, maybe I should have Carlisle see him…
"STUPID SHEEP!" I yelled down the stairs at Emmet, Rosalie and Jasper, I ran down the stairs and got in their faces "What's it to all of you? Huh? Sheep, stupid sheep. What's next a donkey, a devil donkey, I swear to you the 'precious baby' is defiantly the devil's spawn, let's name it Damien, its better then feakin' Chops." I was truly loosing my head as I shouted in Rosalie's face, mimicking Bella's voice "Oh, I'll just go feed my precious little baby and leave you with him' she left me with the devil's spawn! I swear that thing isn't a real sheep, it's possessed! If I was ruler of the world, all sheep would die, I would burn them, burn them all, and then have their ashes sent to the sun so that there was no way they could come back." I was getting hysterical now, and my voice was a high pitch that sounded very unlike me. "I think I will take over the world, and rid of all the sheep. Yes," I said, a plan forming in my mind "I will take over, it will be simple, then they will call me 'Our Savior Who purified the World' I would sit on a thrown of gold and have pictures of sheep being tortured everywhere, I would preach to all my citizens about the evils of the sheep, and we would create weapons and torture devices, just in case they come back, oh we will be ready, we will be ready."
The others, including Esme and Alice, who had both come down the stairs at my outburst were staring at me and Carlisle came in the door whistling "Hey guys." He said cheerfully, and I pushed past him out the door, before I ran I away I looked back at them and screamed "STUPID SHEEP!"
Rosalie POV-
I got extremely confused when Edward came down the stairs yelling some nonsense about sheep. It was disturbing watching my usually cool, clam and collected brother screaming nonsense about taking over the world and devils spawn sheep. When he stopped yelling and ran out the door all of us were left staring after him, feeling extremely confused. After a second, Emmet just shrugged and walked upstairs, like this was something that would happen normally everyday, finally Carlisle said "So, what was that about?" Alice sighed, and smiled mischievously
'Oh, don't worry about him, he's just jealous, Bella got a pet-"Esme cut her off dryly "A sheep I'm guessing?" Alice nodded "Right. And, well, Edward's a little jealous because Bella was giving it a lot of attention, and there was something about it attacking him. Mostly it's just him overreacting." I shook my head trying to figure all this out, Okay, so Bella got a pet, a pet sheep? And she pays a lot of attention to it so Edward is jealous, and it attacked him? I really wish I was still human, I doubt that things could get any stranger then what is happening here.